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Shadow Blast

To elbow someone or something in the face in a quick motion or in a non-noticable way.
This bitch was frontin' so I shadow blasted her ass.
by Last Cup Bui February 15, 2010
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mass blast

When you reach a cataclysmic orgasm and right as you cum the force of your orgasm blows the foreskin off of your dick and hits your partner in the face with your semen acting as an adhesive and then sends your partner flying as if you gave them a d-rock
Ratchell didn't believe me when I said I might mass blast her so when I nutted the foreskin on my dick shot off and made her go flying back.
by spine fetish64 January 11, 2019
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Raspberry Blast

Blowing a raspberry on the tip of your partners' penis or clitoris
Martha gave me a Raspberry Blast last night, I spaffed everywhere.
by RyizzleTheSpaffinator October 28, 2013
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Giggle Blast

When a someone is about to cum (male or female), the recipient will begin tickling until ejaculation occurs. Can also be reversed in that the recipient is the ticklee and gets tickled prior to receiving the cumshot.
Kim and Brad were talking the other night about how they love giggle blasting each other. Some kinky shit!
by PunkyDrewster58 August 15, 2015
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Blizzard Blast

When you Cum up a lucky ladies arse, but then she regrettably farts and sprays you with said ejaculate
"John, what's that white and brown residue in your hair"?
John - The bitch I boned before Blizzard Blasted my Jizz out of her arse, and some arse cheddar musta' stuck to it
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018
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Stone Blasted

Adjective. Being in a state of considerable intoxication esp. involving multiple substances at the same time.
by withinthecube December 27, 2012
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Cheeto Blasting

The act of violently waking one from their sleep (typically after a night of heavy drinking) by screaming and throwing Cheetos in the sleeper's face, leaving the victim in a confused Cheeto-residue-covered state.
"We were so drunk last night, we started cheeto blasting people who were passed out in their tents"

"Did you see Chris?"
"No, what happened?"
"He was Cheeto blasted after he passed out at the party last night"

"To make my hangover worse, I was woke by a Cheeto blast"
by WefestRager October 30, 2011
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