foreskin blast

The signature move of popular Muppets character Kermit the Frog
"he's preparing the foreskin blast"
by nerfthemedium October 11, 2021
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Lightning Blast

When one or more people are sleeping in a dark room and somebody goes over and starts flicking the lights on and off really fast. Yelling "Lightning Blast!!!" while doing so is optional, but reccommended. A Lightning Blast will temporarily blind and most likely piss off your friends.
"Lightning Blast!!!"
"Aaaahhhhh, fuuuuuck, my eyes!"
by 80esprit March 08, 2007
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blast a cig

Smoking a cigarette very fucking quickly. Usually on a break at work or between smoking bowls/blunts.
You: Blast a cig?
Me: Bet.

20 secs later...

You: Slow down! That cherry looks like a light saber!!
Me: Well shit, you're just now lighting up?
by SmopeDoker May 31, 2011
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Baja Blasted

When one is about to partake in becoming themselves in an overly intoxicated state.
"Aye ma nigga, we bouts to go get Baja Blasted tonight or what?"
"Brooo, I'm baja blasted as fuck right now!"
"This acid got me fuckin BAJA BLASTED!!!! BRO!"
"Bro, this , bro, bro listen, bro, I'm, bro no listen, bro I'm bro I'm baja blasted ok? Tell Janet to walk! You got tree fitty?"
by RealNigga2000 August 23, 2018
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Raspberry Blast

Blowing a raspberry on the tip of your partners' penis or clitoris
Martha gave me a Raspberry Blast last night, I spaffed everywhere.
by RyizzleTheSpaffinator October 24, 2013
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Stone Blasted

Adjective. Being in a state of considerable intoxication esp. involving multiple substances at the same time.
Yo son I am Stone Blasted off that shit!
by withinthecube December 27, 2012
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Blizzard Blast

When you Cum up a lucky ladies arse, but then she regrettably farts and sprays you with said ejaculate
"John, what's that white and brown residue in your hair"?
John - The bitch I boned before Blizzard Blasted my Jizz out of her arse, and some arse cheddar musta' stuck to it
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 09, 2018
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