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MBA Catch Phrase Bingo 

MBA Catch Phrase Bingo - A series of canned phrases, used by bosses to deflect questions and sound smarter than everyone. Done properly it’s like a magic trick that confuses the masses into thinking the boss answered the question when he didn’t.
Carl: Hey Kyle, Did Lance explain what’s going on with the layoffs during the staff meeting?

Kyle: I asked him and he wouldn’t answer it directly. He decided to play MBA catch phrase bingo with us instead.

He said, “At the end of the day”, “right-size it” and something about “squaring the circle.” No one knows what the fuck just happened in there.
MBA Catch Phrase Bingo by P-Biddy December 22, 2018
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Bing/bingo 

Alright mate, got any bing/bingo?
Bing/bingo by Folk Called December 31, 2007

Teacher Bingo 

A game played by bored students in which they mark off words from a list when a teacher says them and try to get the teacher to say them all before the end of class.
Student B: "I need quadratic for teacher bingo. Has the teacher said it yet?"
Student A: "Excuse me, have you said quadratic?"
Teacher: "Quadratic. yeah. why?"
Student B: "Bingo!"
Teacher Bingo by JoeMcBobski April 9, 2010

fatty bingo 

Someone who is excessively large.
Trinny and Susannah will not stand a chance with that fatty bingo.
fatty bingo by Dogsthat November 11, 2008

penetentary bingo 

The phrase used to Shout out when a woman Bends over at the "Perfect" angle for anal sex.
bingo
mmm,look at gennivive pickin up her shoe's in those jean's... Penetentary Bingo!
penetentary bingo by Ted April 6, 2005

sex bingo 

1) when you have sex 5 days in a row

or
2) when there are 31 days in a month and you have sex the same day of the week 5 times in a row in one month
hey i got sex bingo with my gf
sex bingo by jsjwj November 1, 2017

peek-a-boo bingo 

When a poopie comes out unexpectedly, stamps our storts, and goes right back in where it came from.
Today I got a peek-a-boo bingo and had to change my whities.
peek-a-boo bingo by BreeNis December 1, 2002