Often seen dancing with the
girl you want so sleep with, Billy is the guy you want to be, he's well known for being an absolutely dynamite shag and winning fights against people his skinny
ass has no right to be winning fights against. An ardent lover of
Cocaine, Billy is generally reasonable when sober, however consumption of
Alcohol often leads to multiple lines snorted and several unconscious gym
bro's. Although generally tall and skinny, a Billy is incredibly ripped and possesses a surprisingly large penis. His personality is usually as dark as his sense of humour, which is a result of his highly traumatic past. As a result of this past, most Billy's
don't care about other peoples feelings towards them, a trait which often attracts a wave of broken objectified women looking for a quick shag.
Who's that guy fighting that Big Roidhead?
Must be a Billy, the skinny cunt's winning.
I can'
t come out
today, I slept with Billy last
night and i'm struggling to walk.
Billy, why are your pupils so big?