bent learnt

Should of already learned.

Like someone telling you SPECIFICALLLY WHAT TOO DO 4 YRS & THAT PERSON ACTS LIKE THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TOO DO SHOULD OF BENT LEARNT.!.

by Gina Cisneros & Crazylegs Boyd August 6, 2021

Bent

When the boys have a dangerous amount of brews.

Hunter: Yo bud Barn is fucking bent right now.

Jay: Barn slammed a personal record of 48 beers tonight.

Barn: I’m bent!

by the boys are buzzin July 3, 2021

bent penny

Aka lead piece or screamer, it's general slang we trumpet players use for that f***ing shallow mouthpiece each of us have in our cases for when we have to play anything that's high, loud, and in your face.

Or when we have to make your mom cum on the horn and/or after. Especially when her name is Penny.

My "bent penny" is a Marcinkiewicz Bobby Shew 2. Oh, say hi to your mum for me.

by AdenosinePush January 4, 2012

the "bent knuckle" affect

It is the affect when performing intercourse and the penis is not fully erect and pliable. Usually alcohol induced.

also known as "bent knuckle"

the "bent knuckle" affect is......I went out with the boyz last night and got drunk. afterwards I hooked up with my girl and gave her the bent knuckle. thank god for K-Y and a shoe horn

by willie 1234 November 5, 2011

Bent

When someone try’s to finesse or low ball you on a deal.

Home boy got me bent wanting a qp for 50

by TroutSlayerBrandon November 27, 2018

Bent

Not of reasonable means; unorthodox; inebriated; not sober; also, irritated or angry.

The dayshifts' hand's showed up "Bent" this morning. The Boss was not pleased. --(a bit bent)

by mesquedero August 27, 2017

Bent Porkysock

When you fuck a pig and he bites your dick and breaks it

I now have a bent porkysock

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018