A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops a woman from hooking up with a girl.
Or an event or circumstance that keeps a woman from hooking up, having sex, getting some action.
Pertains primarily to lesbians, but also works for a woman who wants to hook up with a man.
Or an event or circumstance that keeps a woman from hooking up, having sex, getting some action.
Pertains primarily to lesbians, but also works for a woman who wants to hook up with a man.
I was planning on hooking up with Marcy last night but my mother dropped by and totally beaver damned me.
or
Suzy is making the move on her ex-girl Lisa. Let's go beaver damn her so she doesn't do something she'll regret later.
or
Suzy is making the move on her ex-girl Lisa. Let's go beaver damn her so she doesn't do something she'll regret later.
by teffie-phd April 29, 2010
When a woman experiences REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep the clitoris becomes erect and is then known as a hungry beaver.
The arch enemy of a man's morning wood
The arch enemy of a man's morning wood
by JLee April 17, 2006
The teenager that sings the popular (by other teenage girls) songs such as the contradicting, lying, and shitty "Baby", "One Less Lonely Girl", and "One Time".
There have been reports of a penis in the pants, but a vagina in the voice box.
There have been reports of a penis in the pants, but a vagina in the voice box.
a: You know that Justine Beaver hasn't hit puberty yet?
b: You know that I mix him up with Miley Cyrus?
a: Doesn't everybody???
OR
a: OhEmGee! Who's the chick singing "baby, ooh baby" on the radio right now?
b: Oh ya know! Just Justine Beaver. She has nice pearly whites, pretty hair and a pair or bee ehhh yoo ti fool singing pipes!
b: You know that I mix him up with Miley Cyrus?
a: Doesn't everybody???
OR
a: OhEmGee! Who's the chick singing "baby, ooh baby" on the radio right now?
b: Oh ya know! Just Justine Beaver. She has nice pearly whites, pretty hair and a pair or bee ehhh yoo ti fool singing pipes!
by Cassafrass72 April 21, 2010
one of the two angry beavers from the nineties cartoon on nickelodeon. quite possibly the best cartoon ever.
there were two brothers. daggett and norbert.
if you were a nineties child, you watched this show. and of course ah! real monsters. =p
there were two brothers. daggett and norbert.
if you were a nineties child, you watched this show. and of course ah! real monsters. =p
When their parents have another litter, Norbert (the smart one) and Daggett (the stupid one) Beaver have to strike out on their own. Their new home on a lake in middle of the forest seems to be the scene of most every odd occurrence imaginable. The two beavers have to deal with wacko government scientists, 100-foot walking splinters, super-long teeth, a fish so big it can swallow a Swede, a giant cricket, the dreaded stinky toe, evil mind-controlling pond scum, a Swamp Witch, zombies, Mexican wrestlers, lying documentary-film makers, a stupidity potion, a big fat hairy naked Canadian, and a too-friendly robot, along with many other problems. In the midst of all this, Norb and Dag satisfy their love of Grade-Z 50's sci-fi, hot peppers, Yoo-hoo, and, of course, wood. Life as an angry beaver is excellent, to say the least.
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