penis baseball

penis baseball is a game that only really gay kids like fernandez and broidleib would play where you hrow a tissue box at the "batter" who is actually using his cock as a bat

Nipple squeezing isnt the as gay as penis baseball

by joe lucisano December 10, 2004

baseball

the poor man's cricket.

I would like to play cricket but we can't in this mud. Let's play baseball.

by ehhj June 18, 2005

baseball

Baseball is a game you play when you're smoking bud where you take a long hit off the pipe,blunt,joint etc. And hold it in till it goes all the way around the circle of potheads and the first person to choke loses

Mary jane-eh man I wanna get really faded
Smokey-eh lets play baseball I bet you'll choke first

by smokey toke n choke January 10, 2008

Baseball

1. A popular sport

2. A 7 stud (poker) variant in which the 3's and 9's are wild. Also, when a player is dealt a 4, he gets another card.

1. The Phillies are the best baseball team ever.

2. I played baseball and lost with an Ace High.

by timgetsmoney October 11, 2008

baseball

if you 'play baseball' then you like boys. so if youre a girl, youre straight, and a boy, youre gay.

if someone says you 'suck at baseball' they mean you suck dicks and not pussies, so it can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on your sex.

if theres a 'baseball tournament' or 'playoff game' coming up, there will most likely be lots of boys having butt secks, and it may be a surprise.

if someone accuses you of 'playin baseball' when in fact you are dont, tell them that you play 'softball' instead.

if you do actually play the sport baseball, some may automatically assume you are gay. when this occurs, prove them wrong by 'playing softball'.

boy 1-"dude, i think he plays baseball. i saw him makin out with a guy after school yesterday."
boy2-"you saw that?! aww man i thought we had finally picked out a good spot."
boy1-"ZOH MA GAWD! i am never talikng to you again, FAG!"

boy-"mom, someone told me i played baseball today. what does that mean?"
mom-"honey, go look it up on urban dictionary."

girl-"so, do you play baseball?"
boy-"HELL no, i play softball, all the way"
girl-"good, because not only do i play baseball, i suck at it too"
boy-"i was hoping you'd say that"

by Baconator4aBuck May 10, 2010

baseball

One of the most boring , and second gayest(next to American Football), sport in the world.

Baseball is gay, way gay.

by CroatianKid July 5, 2005

baseball bat size

A very large "superking" cigarette or feg

"mate... you're smokin fucken baseball bats"

by Jonty September 8, 2004