Baptist

The reason I am still in the closet.

"Are you out of the closet?"
"No, my family is Baptist and drag me to church 2 times a week."
"Oof."

by PleaseHelpWhyMe May 21, 2018

landover baptist

A derogotory term for anyone, normally 50yr old virgins, who love the cock so hard it hurts them to see.

ME:Your dad is a landover baptist
EVERYONE ELSE:shut up you poon

by Jimmy April 22, 2005

Dirty baptism

Where a man deficates in the toilet, then dunks bitches head in toilet while simultaniously smacking her ass with a bible or similar device.

AHHY TRICK GET THE FUCK BACK HERE BEFORE I GIVE YOU A DIRTY BAPTISM

by yahh trick yahh.123. August 20, 2008

Basticles

a general term of annoyance, abuse, etc

Basticles! I just banged my elbow

by Charlie Farlie October 2, 2008

John the Baptist

The act of borderline drowning someone while you pork them from behind.

Man, I totally John the Baptist'd my date last night in the Arby's bathroom. She was so angry that she made me wash the beef packed feces from her hair.

by Shmuckboy August 1, 2018

baptised

The act of flinging a combination of saliva and pre-come onto the forehead of your partner during oral sex.

I had Hov playing while we were going at it so I had to bapitsed the bitch while she was down there.

by Mini-facts December 23, 2004

John the Baptist

A gay or young looking gay man.

Look at that fucking John the Baptists, lets get him!

by Kamix March 7, 2005