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Balloon Popper

The vagina of a female dog.
I'd like to get me some fresh balloon popper.
by Sarc Mullivan November 10, 2008
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Jacuzzi Balloon

When a sexually frustrated male inserts his penis into a jacuzzi tube and his erection creates a seal, leaving the forceful stream of bubbles nowhere to go other than into his poor urethra, causing his penis to inflate like a clown balloon. Also known as a Penis Purge or the poor man’s STD remedy.
Distressed Mother: "Help! 911! Please come right away!"

911 Dispatch: "What's your emergency?"

Distressed Mother: "I don't know! My son, he's in the hot tub screaming for help but he won't let me near him!"

911 Dispatch: "Is he a sexually frustrated loser?"

Mother: "He's 32 years old and lives with his mother! What do you think!?"

911 Dispatch: "Looks like we got another Jacuzzi Balloon, ma'am. I'll send over the fire department, a psychologist, and a stripper."
by J. Ballooner December 25, 2012
mugGet the Jacuzzi Balloonmug.

crabby balloon

similar to a red balloon, its when you crunch the crabs off anothers pubes with your teeth.
girl: hey do you have change for a dollar.

guy: shut up you whore and give me a crabby balloon.
by dcgrp1 December 10, 2008
mugGet the crabby balloonmug.

Ass Balloon

Someone who is such an ass, that it may be possible that they are not even human. Rather, they are a balloon filled with multiple other asses.
I don't hang out with John anymore, because he's such an ass balloon!
by Brandumful May 18, 2015
mugGet the Ass Balloonmug.

sandwhich balloon

the result of a sandwhich (usually with mayonnaise) mating with a balloon to create a sandwhich balloon.
unfortunately sandwhich balloons have taken to living underground after several countries governments started hunting them for experimentation, a small child was rumored to see one once, but mistook it for a pokemon.
tiny tim: OMG mummy its a pokemon!
mummy: no timmy thats a sandwhich, or is it a balloon?
tiny tim: ITS A FUCKING POKEMON BITCH!
mummy: timmy! apologise right this minute!
*sandwhich balloon sneaks off*
by The Spoon Of Destiny December 24, 2009
mugGet the sandwhich balloonmug.

klunky balloon

when a male ejaculates into a balloon, then, the partner squeezes the sperm into ones mouth.
yo, i gave that bitch a klunky balloon and she took it like a champ!
by deejzzle August 11, 2010
mugGet the klunky balloonmug.

Squirrel Balloon

When you pour hydrofluoric acid into the mouth of a dead squirrel, seal the mouth, then put helium up its butthole, seal the butthole, then put a string on its tail.
Hey dude, nice squirrel balloon, where'd you get it?
by Rectal Chaos January 22, 2014
mugGet the Squirrel Balloonmug.

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