Butthole Banjo

When a person has a string tied to their big toe and the other on to a butt plug inserting the butt plug in their anus, and proceeding to play a one string melody while they pleasure themselves.
“I was astounded after walking in on Johnny playing the Butthole Banjo in my bathroom.”
by Butthole Banjo Wizard November 22, 2020
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Butthole tag

Five people are in a restricted area and is a full (butthole) grabbing free for all until there is only one individual who did not submit by leaving the play area (really intense game) #roleplay
Man lets play butthole tag no homo. I hope my anus deos not bleed from playing butthole tag
by Sharknadomaster November 25, 2018
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butthole stamp

To spread one's ass cheeks and firmly plant the butthole on the body part of another. Best achieved with a dirty hole to use as stamp ink.
If you don't behave I'm gonna butthole stamp your forehead!
by Leenkat April 19, 2018
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Butthole of the North

n. A place on your body that is so sensitive to the touch that you go into a flailing spasaming panic if it comes into contact with anything.
"QUIT DUTCH RUDDERING MY BUTTHOLE OF THE NORTH GODDAMNIT!" he exclaimed in a panic as I used his hand to rub the spot repeatedly.
by Gagaohlala October 06, 2014
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Drafty Butthole

The moments after anal sex when control over air moving through the anus is lost.
"I tried anal for the first time last night, i've been dealing with a drafty butthole for hours.
by mark taint March 12, 2014
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Butthole Safari

A dangerous expedition undertaken by a man in which he attempts to have anal sex with as many woman as possible within one night
Jake: "Where's John? He's been having sex all night!"

Bryan: "He's on a butthole safari."

Jake: "Ahh shit." (no pun intended)
by ElSnowman June 18, 2014
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bummer in the butthole

V1. When something wrong or unfortunate happens.

V2. An anal experience gone wrong.
V1. “I spilled my beer all over myself. It was a real bummer in the butthole.”

V2. “That guy from my tinder date was a real bummer in the butthole last night.”
by Lil’ dickie February 02, 2018
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