butthole piracy

A term used to define something displeasureably unfair, unreasonable, or lame, similar to the feeling when one's butthole is unexpectedly pirated.

I got a closed lunch for getting my phone taken away? This is butthole piracy!

by illattack2513 December 3, 2010

butthole muscle

An unintelligent moron, can also be used to refer to an annoying dimwit that is uninformed on a particular subject or topic.

I tried discussing the economy with him, but he was being a real butthole muscle about it.

by Sergeant Dornan September 15, 2015

Butthole Bob

A heterosexual male who prefers fucking women's anuses.

Women were just a collection of orifices to Fred, a real Butthole Bob.

by Smithy666 June 21, 2021

Large butthole

A male who has a lot of gay anal sex
Trevor Carrillo

You are large butthole

by The Nibba Posse January 20, 2019

Butthole chapman

The act of forming a fist with the middle knuckle protruding and twisting it up someone's ass.

Marc was losing his wrestling match with Tim until giving him a butthole chapman causing Tim to freak out and get pinned.

( origanation-- a highschool wrestling room)

by Deer Man August 24, 2005

Coochie butthole

A coochie butthole is when a girls asshole is tighter than her vagina.

Damn that bitch was so loose, she has a coochie butthole.

by Skittlesaregreat February 24, 2019

Poopy Butthole

The description of one's anus being engulfed in excrement/diarrhea.

Tyrone: Salutations, Demetrius! Would thy have the pleasure to undertake sexual intercourse through our anal cavities?
Demetrius: Unfortunately, I cannot attend to such a matter at the time, Tyrone. Alas, I am suffering from thy Poopy Butthole, in which case my anus has been engulfed in excrement and diarrhea.

by POOPYBUTTHOLELOVER December 8, 2022