bollocks your face

a nice warm pharse to say to your friends when joking/goofing off

bollocks your face mate

by Hurleyma May 1, 2010

Soppy Bollocks

Someone who displays the behaviour or characteristics of Matthew Leonard or Kyle Willman

Matt, aka Soppy bollocks

by dardyarty November 1, 2019

bag of bollocks

something unsatisfactory. See also bag of shit

That car is a right bag of bollocks

by Miss Mish November 3, 2007

Planet Big Bollocks

The planet in question is a metaphorical place where the most attractive and sexually-active men come from.
This place is where all men wish they were from.

Known origin is from the British TV comedy series Bottom

Man 1: Were going to have to hit that beach like two greased up love-Gods from the Planet Big Bollocks
Man 2: Hmm...tricky

by Overagekid December 3, 2009

cunty ballocks

Someone who acts like Chris Molloy

You are such a cunty ballocks.

by buckweet1982 February 6, 2014

Bollocks

What Tony Blair lacks

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

bloody bollocks bastard

Someone whos a Bloody Bollocks Bastard. Simple really.

Hey Bill Gates your a Bloody Bollocks Bastard for lieing about Windows XP

by Owner of your souls March 15, 2004