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jefferson blast

It originates from the episode of South Park called The Jeffersons. In this episodes a new person moves into South Park who is supposed to be Michael Jackson in disguise. This new person is called Michael Jefferson. Mr. Jefferson likes to sing and makes these sounds: hee hee (said in a very high voice), jikjamona, jahmone, jikjabeejerka. So a Jefferson blast is when you make any of these sounds at random periods in time.
Person 1- Inside the core of the sun hydrogen-

Person 2- HEE HEE
Person 1- god dammit Elliot. Will u quit doing Jefferson blasts!
by poopy butt January 16, 2016
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Blast Zone

When in a three way and cumming on the girl (either boobs or face) the area in which cum might shoot is considered the blast zone. The other guy is to stand back and whack while until the other guy finishes so he doesn't get hit. When the man is finished the other person approaches and the just finished person backs up to respect the mans Blast Zone.
Man 1: Dude, Get outta my blast zone!

Man 2: Sorry man!
by Jamgasm675 October 23, 2008
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foreskin blast

"he's preparing the foreskin blast"
by nerfthemedium October 10, 2021
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Tassel Blasted

When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel.
Me: Dude, why is Joe out today?
Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted
by The Grumpy Munchkin December 2, 2013
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BOTTY BLASTED

When a male rockets their penis inside the rectal cavity of a male or female.
I botty blasted that THOT. Her batty will never be the same again. Her gusset is destroyed
by honest op December 20, 2016
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Snap blast

An obnoxious amount of snapchats sent to one person in an attempt to manipulate your top friends list in snapchat
I'm going to snap blast you for the next two days so that my ex isn't my top anymore
by SukhMaya007 November 29, 2015
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nail blast

when you have long, dirty nails and you finger a girl
dude 1: 'did you hear about what happened with Suzie?'
dude 2: 'yeah man, she got nail blasted'
by anonymous March 26, 2021
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