Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.

“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

waist bending

A version of head banging for folks who are getting too old to go nuts. Gives your neck and knees a break while still raging!

When I was younger headband ingredients was cool and I would break my fucking neck to Excision, now I am older I practice waist bending!

by Warpy927 August 3, 2018

Cola Bend

Basically someone who's really epic

Oh gosh she might be Cola Bend

by Suhiimii February 15, 2019

Bend the finger

Smoke weed.

Do you want to bend the finger?

by Fayed May 31, 2018

Bend over and I’ll show you

Literally can answer any question no matter what it is

10 year old) “Papa, how does sex work?”
Dad) “Bend over and I’ll show you”

by Am Gay Boi March 22, 2019

Pole Bending

The way strippers get rich

Friend: “How did you afford to buy all of that?”

Stripper: “I’ve been pole bending on the weekends.”

by Lil-sizzle May 20, 2019

Bend The Cheese

A saying for when someone destroys a very delicate process; see sabotage

Verb conjugation follows “to bend”

Man: He tried to land a theeesome with his girlfriend and her best friend, but he just HAD to bend the cheese on it

Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.

by FourBoysOneVan February 20, 2019