Batman of boners

A man who is attracted to the male sex organ but is very discreet about it

Bro, have you heard Boris is a Batman of boners!?

by Officer Klaus August 7, 2022

batmanned out

when your pants and/or underwear are so tight that people can see your cock and balls in them

Ugh did you see how that guy was all batmanned out at the store?

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows May 2, 2015

Batman Day

A day that is fucking amazing and you don't know what will happen next. A day with no limits or inhibitions. a day where you may end up day drunk by the end of breakfast or have a great dinner with an awesome bottle of red and then have sex in public. a day anything can happen.

"Wow! I had such a Batman Day yesterday! I had four Bloody Mary s for breakfast, got naked in a resort hot tub, Drove around in a convertible with no pants on, showed off my ass to some cable workers, Made out with a hottie that totally flashed me at work, Ate a steak dinner with an awesome bottle of red , Had sex on a beach and woke up in a bed with silk sheets next to the ocean."

Or

"This beautiful girl I met having Lunch with friends asked me out! this is going to be such a Batman Day!"

by Romandell September 1, 2017

Batman Lootcrate

When a large parcel is delivered to you as a gift and as you open it, a group of Samoans dressed in Batman themed costumes jumps out and rapes your ass.

Although Adam couldn't walk for days, he was ecstatic about receiving a Batman Lootcrate in his hotel room.

by Michael&Jay May 15, 2016

batmans mom

non existence

peter123: batmans mom is non existence

by klauswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww April 26, 2022

Fly The Batman

To have a good time to the point of forgeting everything else. A referce to the joy of flying a batman kite when a kid. (this reference may not be universal)

I think the defintion is good enough

by Roarke December 1, 2003

Batman that Woman

This occurs when two retards attempt to Superman that Ho.

Fred didn't know exactly what sex was, or "how that works", but nevertheless he attempted to Batman that Woman by throwing a towel over her.

by Jarvis T. Wiggles October 30, 2008