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August 2nd

August the 2nd is national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are physically required to fuck your girlfriend, or in compromise, go down on them or finger them.
If your girlfriend has a birthday on the 2nd, it is even more important to fuck her, as it is her birthday and national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are required to fuck her on this day.
Person 1: "hey isn't it August 2nd?"
Person 2: "yeah why? "
Person 1: "crap it's my girlfriends birthday. "
by Jesus mk2 July 8, 2021
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August 2nd

Anyone born on this day is a natural born god sent from above, far superior to normal people, and has a strong leader instinct. Due to being born under the Leo constellation, these people are more susceptible to becoming conscious and breaking the matrix. This doesn’t apply to all but most are.
Are you born on August 2nd?”
Yea why?”
“You must be Jesus reincarnated.”
by Kabib Argonoph October 15, 2019
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august 12

a day where the shrek babies are born
lillians birthday is august 12
by oats4goats64 December 3, 2020
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August 1

The day where the most cute boys are born. AKA August 1st
James: Nick, why are you so cute?
Nick: I was born on August 1st DUH
by August1stbaby November 4, 2019
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August 4th

Tim: Angelica its August 4th
Angelica Ok
by deckdra March 11, 2020
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August 5

Bryce:Wassup Ni’Leah

Ni’Leah:hey bryce

Bryce:You know what today is?
Ni’Leah:uhh...August 5
Bryce:Yea but it’s National Smack ass day 🤤
by Quartlin Thompson August 4, 2019
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August 7

if you were born on August 7 you are on of the most couragous peolple on earth, even if you dont think it.
Person: HOW ARE YOU TOUCHING THAT SPIDER?
other person: i was born on august 7

Peron: oh,ok
by Lolasmith@123 December 22, 2020
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