alterboy

One who aids the clergy in their rituals, by bringing certain items to the table, or carrying the book for them to read. Of recent years, altergirls have been allowed as well.

Despite what everyone says, alterboys are just there to help, as one priest cannot do everything himself. Sometimes there may be a deacon to help when no alterboys are present, but this is not always the case. An astounding 0 reports, suspicions, and accusations combined of alterboy molestation have come to pass in my Church's history.

Considering I WAS an alterboy for two years and was not once molested, I think I'm well experienced to say so.

by Kenthar November 11, 2003

alterbate

using the opposite hand to which you would regularly masturbate with

i felt like something different today, so i used my left hand to alterbate

by santizi August 7, 2009

allergen statement

The allergy warning on the back on anything that really tastes good, but can kill you in minutes.

Allergen Statement: This product contains foods, that many contain other foods, that are processed in a facility that processes foods, that may contain milk, milk products, peanuts, nuts, tree products, plant products, or animals products, which many cause an allergic reaction, to this food, or any other food, that contains food when eaten properly or improperly; call 911 if eaten for food or if not conscious lie still, don't panic and wait until help arrives.

by Quido1 December 29, 2009

alterdating

1) back up date for a dance/prom night (alternative date)
2) going on a date with 2 persons alternatively

Guy 1: Is Ashley dating Bob or Sam?
Guy 2: Shes alterdating them

by YATIN ARORA December 4, 2010

allergenetic

(adjective) description to being allergic

i cant eat that piece of cake, im allergenetic.

by jilliandun August 28, 2017

alerika

A beautiful,young,and pretty woman..... But don’t forget alerika is and always will be successful.

Alerika is my best friend

by Queen unknow March 10, 2018

Altered Lithograph

An art technique achieved by manipulation of an image created in commercially printed offset lithography, by means of pencil ink and gouache. Surrealist method: Altered Lithograph

Using gouche, pencil and ink, the technique of Altered Lithograph can be used to open new doors of perception within the unconscious mind.

by Cerberus dog September 12, 2018