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Internet Atheist

Not to be mistaken for an atheist who merely uses the internet, an internet atheist is someone who is ubiquitous when it comes to websites or forum threads related to religion. They will often poke fun at religion and religious people, especially Christians and Muslims, but they have a sort of "search and refute" thing going on with Christians, whereas the Muslims usually only fall prey to internet atheists when they happen to come across them. Of course many internet atheists have the habit of searching for Muslims, too.

They usually lack any sense of humor if jokes are made about them, but they find nothing wrong with being incredibly offensive to the point of being disgusting when making jokes about religious people. They also love to show off their knowledge about any subject they might know something about.

They will often make snobby attempts to annoy or insult religious people, sometimes calling them names, but will immediately condemn someone who bothers atheists, homosexuals or liberals if they don't have a legitimate reason. Even if they do have a legitimate reason that justifies their bothering it might not matter. They will also claim they don't discriminate, but they are usually far more polite and accepting if they think you're a fellow atheist.
Jane the Theist - "God sure has given us a fine day. He did a great job creating the birds."

Internet Atheist - "'God' didn't give as anything; 'God' doesn't exist. And the birds are a product of years of evolution and natural selection."

Red the Atheist - "Christians are morons. They sicken me."

Joanne the Christian - "Ya? Well atheists are jerks."

Red the Atheist - "You're making nonsensical generalizations!"
by Card Tricks May 27, 2013
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Internet Atheist

Just a random 8-year old guy/girl who's sick and tired of sitting on his/her fat ass 24/7 and flunking his/her science test and he/she thinks that by solely being an atheist he/she is instantly a genius and goes to Tumblr/Instagram/YouTube/etc to shove his/her "genius" down innocent Christian's throats. He/she likes to troll Christian (especially the outspoken ones) and make insults and/or unsubstanciated claims e.g. "all catholic priests are pedoes" or "shut up you religitard" and when asked by the guy/priest that he just insulted to make a factual statement proving his atheism he will just insult them and put some Dawkins or Ricky Gervais alongside an insult.
@Internet_Atheist_And_Proud: Go touching little kids you pedo!
@Father_John_456: Stop it, I am already in my 80s, I'm not attracted to anyone, so stop being such a Internet Atheist and take your trolling somewhere else!
by -----thepreacher December 7, 2018
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internet atheist

Everyone's favorite type of atheist . You know the ones who use sites such as YouTube , Twitter , Facebook , UD . etc to call Christians retarded for believing in a " delusion " /"imaginary friend " and blame ALL of the worlds problems on god . I've seen some nice atheists too on these sites but that's VERY rare . And the sad part is some atheists will always be on videos debating religion . Hell , the video can be called" rattlesnake bites" and someone will say " This dude died cause of a rattlesnake there IS no god. " . and that leads to NUMEROUS comments debating religion. SMH! I don't hate atheist people. I just hate it when they shove their views down are throats. (I know some Christians do this to so don't whine and thumbs down this definition.)
To all Internet Atheists :Don't worry about what religion we choose there are LARGER problems you should worry about instead of bashing god on youtube and saying the bible promotes tyranny/hatred yet some of the atheists I've seen have nasty/haughty attitudes.
by M.I.T.C.H. June 23, 2015
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facebook atheist

An individual who incessantly publishes their newly acquired atheist beliefs on social media.
A Facebook atheist will say "in my opinion......." when they really mean "in Richard Dawkins opinion......."
by Lucas Lucas July 3, 2015
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Desi Atheist

‘Desi Atheism’, which has its origins from Pakistan, where they mix every religion into one single bowl and equates or cancel out the evils of Islam with Hinduism, Buddhism, etc. and make Islam look perfectly normal, like any other religion.

Note. Desi Atheism has nothing to do with actual ‘Atheism’, which is based on Rationalism, and Skepticism.
8th fail Desi Atheist with a YouTube channel: “Look Hindus, Sikhs also have this, see I told you all religions are the same”
Person: “Ok, tell me the verse, source”
8th fail Desi Atheist…: *Shares a YouTube link of Zakir Naik commenting on Hinduism*
Person: Understandable, have a nice day.
by The Non Smoker March 23, 2022
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reddit atheist

a 'reddit atheist' is a person that always mocks religion, insults religious people, make absurd claims about religions and religious people in general, hates all religions and Islam specifically, "enlightened by my own smartness", insults religion, if the word "religion" was mentioned they become an insult machine, generally a pseudo intellectual because they think that when they become atheists they discovered the matrix and they become the most enlightened being on the face of this earth.

they are not the same as your normal atheist, they are reddit atheists.

you know them when you see "all religions bad >:(", insulting Gods and religious figures, very edgy and "doesn't care what people say", and doesn't represent any valid argument. just insults and leaves.
redditor 1: *mentions religion*
reddit atheist: "religion bad, you are a horrible human being, you should be locked up for terrorism, you are disgusting, and your sky daddy is fake"
redditor 2: "found the reddit atheist"
by SoloPlaya June 26, 2020
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Reddit Atheist

There are respectable Atheists, and then there are Reddit Atheists. These fedora-loving shower-allergic greasy womanless creatures think they have all the answers to life in the name of “SCIENCE” *pushes up taped up glasses*. They see themselves as intellectually superior and frown upon religious people for living a happy life. Meanwhile they are locked up in their parents basement masturbating to pictures of anime girls. Despite their allegiance to atheism and r/atheism (Reddit thread where Reddit atheists gather to have an orgy over their beliefs to which they think are objectively right), you can find them looking for a fight/debate pretty much anywhere where God is brought up. It is very apparent that they don’t believe in respectful civil conversation. Their style of discourse is similar to that of a chess match, as they, in a sense, are trying to “checkmate” what they see as the opposition (the Christian). Watching a Christian video? Uplifting video about Faith/spirituality/God? Watch out. Reddit Atheists will crawl out of the woodwork to argue behind a keyboard with you, never face to face though, because they lack basic social skills and hygiene required to attract human contact.
“Im a Reddit Atheist, I hate Christians with a burning passion unlike any other. If it was up to me, I would publicly execute them all for merely existing. I am smart, so much smarter than you. I know I am because I’m an Atheist. That automatically makes me smarter than you. I’m sorry, it’s just the way it works. Do you watch Rick and Morty? No? That doesn’t surprise me, It’s ok. Not everyone possesses the genius level IQ that I do. And yeah, maybe you can attract the opposite sex and not repulse them, but at least I have what I believe to be all the answers to life. That’s more valuable. So yeah, you’ve just been rekt by a member of r/Atheist and a follower of the Council of Big Chungus Keanu Reeves Wholesome 100 epic T-pose Gang. Thanks for the Gold kind stranger, *tips fedora*”
by WonderVision January 20, 2021
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