Alonavirus

The ailment contracted by lonely singles after Valentine’s Day. Symptoms include feverish right-swiping on dating apps and a renewed desire to wreck the gym. The general public can protect itself by wearing masks, to avoid smelling Alonavirus victims’ brand new cologne: Dior Amour.

Also known as Heartbrokenfluenza, not to be confused with the Common Cold Heart.

Adam contracted Alonavirus on Valentine’s Day when he binged-watched all of his friends’ romantic Instagram stories.

by nolandc February 22, 2020

Afronaut

Typically a African American who has an Afro and is the best person. They are very successful and intelligent. They light up the room and are very friendly and happy all of the time.

That girl is such an afronaut and calls everybody a head ass.

by sky baby dragon May 12, 2020

Arena Brawl

An underrated hypixel game you can have fun in

"Wait, is that Requeue playing Arena Brawl ? I should invite him"

by Reqweewee June 28, 2020

Arnacle

an "air barnacle"; a human crustacean with a low social awareness, which attaches itself permanently to a single acquaintance in public settings. Arnacles feed by nursing a sole beverage and discussing old or irrelevant topics with their host; synonym of leech.

Guy 1: "Jason latched on to me at Emily's party on Saturday and would not stop talking about our senior year football season. Had to introduce him to Christian so he'd latch on to him instead."
Guy 2: "Damn, sounds like such an arnacle."

by HebrewHero July 10, 2020

arenaceous

Sandy; sandlike
Resembling or containing or abounding or growing in sand

That particular drill bit is arenaceous.

by Mo’ September 22, 2020

arnaliese

The most amazing hard working girl a person could meet. She is great at encouraging and helping people build there confidence and strength.

My mother’s name is Arnaliese

by Arnaliese December 8, 2020

anonalymes

Short for anonymous anomalies or unidentified unknowns

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by Androc January 21, 2021