spring onion

Term used by peadophiles to describe young and naive children.
Peadophile 1:There's a new shipment of spring onions comign in.
Peadophile 2:Great news, i'll bring the Pokemon cards.
by Rory Rockbottom October 18, 2013
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Onion material

In reference to the satirical news page, the term "onion material" is used to describe any information we receive which may sound improbable or unlikely. It is oftentimes applied to refer to a story or account which seems too exaggerated or far-fetched to be true, which we suspect may very well be bogus.
"Did you hear Jeff's story about that girl he was trying to hook up with last night? I don't know about you, but it sure sounds like onion material to me..."

"And you expect to believe that? That's onion material if I've ever seen any!"
by kuckunniwi May 03, 2007
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Onion Princess

"Gimme all the onions "
*eats a burger that is basically just onions*
"Can I officially be called the onion princess now?"
by WestieLov3r118 August 11, 2019
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onion culture

The culture surrounding onions. Onion culture teaches mindfulness and layering your thoughts to help reach a spiritual nirvana through meditation and consumption of large amounts of raw onion.
Bro did you hear about the new health craze Onion Culture™? Its amazing.
by onionculturedalailama February 10, 2019
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Onion culture

smallest cult in America (this is very true.)
"Onion culture is 100% the smallest cult in America since it only has .2 followers."
by hammertime123467 February 10, 2019
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Trash onion

A belief system, basis of an opinion, or legal brief that is full of errors, and as you try to analyze each of those errors doing so reveals more layers of errors underneath.
I've already found nearly a hundred factual errors, mistatements of precedents and errors of basic law. This filing is a trash onion.
by Danack November 27, 2020
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onion master

An all feared and respected man who chooses the fate of onions
At that factory over there lives the almighty onion master
by Winston Churchill December 05, 2021
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