Almondextrous

To think your jokes are funnier than they really are.

Hey guys, did you hear my joke? I eat nuts with both hands. I must be almondextrous.

by lichody April 29, 2009

Bernadette Almendra

Some one who needs to do something but never gets to it and complains later that she does not have time and rushes through it because she spent the hour playing games on the television

My girl friend is such a Bernadette almendra she sat there playing games on the television then complained that she never has time to go to the store

by Ninja assassin February 4, 2010

almando

This mexican dude with a little penis

"look at that almando over there"

by shtern hern cuh September 20, 2016

Alondra

Usually the type of girl to talk a lot of shit about her friends, usually has a donkey laugh and is annoying to mostly everyone around her. The only way for this girl to get a boyfriend is to get one that is older than her and is extremely desperate for some pussy. She's hardly any fun. Always has a bad attitude. She has thin legs and hardly has any booty .

Guy1: what is that sound ? Is there a donkey here?

Guy2: nah bro that's just Alondra.

by Thatnicechickfromthatoneclass December 30, 2016

almund joy

a fine ass dime piece, males only

Whaddup almund!! You fine and sexy...

by Lucky February 18, 2004

Alondra

Dumb ass bitch always shorter than 5 foot
Always talks trash but never fights

Her . your a dumb bitch
Person. Whats up wanna fight do something

Her. No I'm just joking
Person . stop before I beat your ass alondra

by Hagdheeh June 4, 2018

Alondra

She is the most annoying girl ever! she will always try to prove her self right no mater if she is wrong. she will always hold a grudge, ALWAYS! she loves to explore she likes to try new things and she loves animals even reptiles.

Mom:ALONDRA! Get your ass down here!
Alondra:WAIT IM BUSY !
mom:WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

by Sassypants February 12, 2018