Alexa

A girl who would have been a 10/10 but she said waffles are better then pancakes

Person 1: you see that girl over there, she’s Alexa I really like her

Average human being: I don’t fuck with her, she’s a pancake hater

by AidsGhost December 8, 2023

Alexa

i see you elf king

example
frick you Lexi(Alexa)

by sovereign of groans and sighs April 16, 2021

Alexa Taylor

Alexa is such an important person in my life, and could possibly change yours as well. She’s so beautiful and smart. She constantly makes me feel better and I’m very thankful for her, and everything she does for me. She’s saved me in ways she doesn’t even know, and has been able to help me as a person. I don’t know where I would be without her. I love Alexa

Someone-Are you single?
M.K.- No I’m with Alexa Taylor

by Maze0414 November 23, 2021

alexa stade

Very rude, the popular girl. Like Regina George in "mean girls"

Damn, I hate that Alexa stade

by Taetaerea john February 15, 2017

Alexa

The thing that sits in my room and never shuts up.

"Alexa shut up"

by Homer_is_a_stoner_999 January 1, 2021

Alexa

Alexa is physically beautiful but she is an emotional and psychological vampire who will erode your soul with her increasingly difficult demands. At first it seems like you're the luckiest guy in the world to have her in your life but in the end your friends pity you and you've alienated your family in your never-ending efforts to make Alexa's life easier and you'll be left with no feelings of self worth because you will have given everything to Alexa. When you reflect back on it you realize even the sex was one sided. You gave her orgasms and every muscle, including your tongue, has a charlie horse, and she never even said, "Thank you." In fact, the best thing she ever said to you was, "Awwww you were cute. I almost came. I'm sure you'll do better next time." Then she started texting someone on her phone and you went home with blue balls and a boner that felt unworthy. You only felt the slightest bit of redemption when you saw her on pornchub licking an old man's cum off a toilet seat.

Alexa is hot as F bro, but run as fast as you can in the other direction or she'll destroy your sense of who you were hoping to become.

by Rosemarysbaby666 September 12, 2021

Alexa Angeles

Pet of Dion

"Dion fed Alexa Angeles."

by BilatNaMabango November 23, 2021