He will violate you for absolutely anything you do. If you have him for science you will not learn anything but at least the lessons are funny
by your mothers nyash November 20, 2022
Get the Mr Ahmedmug. The Bomb, the biggest sharmuta out there. he loves suckin big dick and takin big gay hairy dick up his ass, the gayest mf out there
You are such an Ahmed
by koopatroopaahmed May 19, 2022
Get the Ahmedmug. ahmed is someone who lights up your life simply by just existing. someone who loves nature and spreads lots of love and positivity. as soon as you meet him, your everyday tasks are so much more fun! his existence makes you see life from another point of view, and you start enjoying it. he's probably the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. your favourite thing about him are probably his ears BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! you won't believe he's real until you actually get married; indeed, he's the greatest treasure you'll find.
"Why have you been so happy recently?"
"I met my ahmed 🌹 ! everyone needs their ahmed 🌹 in life!
"I met my ahmed 🌹 ! everyone needs their ahmed 🌹 in life!
by alicantsleep March 16, 2024
Get the ahmed 🌹mug. that ahmed guy is a total loser
by fatalbert4535 January 31, 2022
Get the Ahmedmug. by Ahmed the sexy November 16, 2020
Get the Ahmed the sexymug. Someone who is very affectionate towards cats however can't own any coz he gets pink eye if hes near cats. Love to commit terrorist acts. Son of sadaam hussein. Gets alot of pussy tho.
by Shxhdiwh February 28, 2020
Get the Ahmedmug.