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Action Figure

NOT a doll. Dolls are for girls. Action figures are much more masculine and cool. Often depicting certain super-heroes or video game/movie characters, and sometimes real people.
"Hey, man what are you doing playing with that batman doll?"
"Hey! This is an ACTION FIGURE! Not a doll.... Dolls are for girls..."
by commodore cool December 21, 2008
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chinese auction

When your cheap relatives won't buy real Christmas presents and they find crap they don't want anymore around their house and you trade with each other.
It's supposed to be funny, gag gifts unless your family is made up of stale, cheap Jesus freaks.
Looks like that fat bitch Dianne took my halfway decent gift in exchange for the shit she found in the dumpster that is her house for the chinese auction.
by barack obama hillary is a man November 17, 2007
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the Slave Auction

When multiple men eliminate their feces onto multiple plates, and let a girl decide which one she wants rubbed on her face or chest. This is usually followed by chili dogs and Boston Pancakes.

A great party icebreaker.
We brought her back to my place for the slave auction.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
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Action Dan

A guy who will fuck anything with a heartbeat, and has to tell everybody.
"I woke up drunk as a skunk in a strange barnyard. I had one of those morning boners. Then I heard some noise coming from the livestock pens, so I jumped the fence and went all 'Action Dan' on a goat. I don't know why I'm telling you this."
by I wanna drive the Zamboni February 5, 2007
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play action fake

when you are fucking a girl in the ass, in the doggy style position, you spit on her back and when she turns around because she thinks you came you blow the load in her face
I gave megan kefer the play action fake last night
by Santino March 31, 2003
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Action Boner

An Action Boner is the kind of a Boner that is popped during a movie, tv show, music video, or video game with scenes of action so fuckdamned epic that you can not help but gain an erection.
Guy one: Fuck damn man, did you see that new explicitly violent, cheesy, and outrageously over the top movie!?

Guy two: Fuck yeah man! I popped an action boner.

Man 1: Did you watch 300?

Man 2: Oh my god that movie was so action packed I popped a boner...but...uhh...not in a gay way.
by Action Boner April 26, 2010
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tongue action

Really Good Oral Tongue action preformed by male or female
by GETTOFF March 15, 2015
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