Absolute convict

A way of mildly offending someone without crossing any homophobic, racist, or inappropriate boundaries, usually meant light heartedly, but sometimes with harsh intent.

Used with the intent of being racist actually, and as a matter of fact, a lot of the time is meant to make someone hate their life, so yeah, have fun you bunch of gay cunts.

Oh has you seen that fucking nigga, he’s an absolute convict, robbing bikes n shit.

by Ryisanonce February 3, 2019

Absolute Luck

An extreme or large amount of luck.

Daniel: "John, I have absolute luck!"

John: "Really? What do you mean?"

Daniel: "I just landed over twenty bottles flips!"

John: "Dude, bottle flipping died off like years ago..."

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

absolute naughton

An absolute legend who gets so much pussy and is very funny

"yo, that G is an absolute naughton"

by Naughtopus June 11, 2018

Absolute Unit

Emma/Zara MM
A literal God. Living on mf earth. Emma is a god and a unit. She is always right. She is an absolute unit. A gamer boy. An absolute unit.

Bruh babe bro...Emma...is an absolute unit.
Absolute Unit? Bro that's Emma.
*flexes big phat muscles.

by zaragoesvroom January 14, 2022

An absolute clown

A girl who the boy likes her and then she catches feelings and he doesn’t like her anymore

Nicole is an absolute clown and how dare
Pietro do that to her.

by Mouse lover November 9, 2019

absolute cheeseburger

said (mostly about food) to indicate something is good

Usually I don’t like salads, but this one is absolute cheeseburger!

by saddestwhiteboy March 2, 2025

ABSOLUTE

Said in agreement, approval, appreciation, or acknowledgement during social or non-social situations

Triple M makes a mockery of the Batman all the time.......that's ABSOLUTE!

by TRIPLE.M August 7, 2025