asianify

To turn something Asian.

Today, i'm gonna asianify my room.

by Truongman4life March 28, 2008

Asian Breakfast Wakeup

It is often understandably confused with the "Kentucky Slap" and the "Italian Breakfast Wakeup." One pours soy sauce over a sleeping individual's head. Another slaps globs of Wasabi in the face of the sleeping person. Another person smacks live squids against the head of the sleeping person until the squids break releasing their ink. Another group, typically large chats in loud incoherent Asian in a dialect you are unsure of, but baffles you nevertheless. Another Asian man bangs a gong repeatedly while and old Asian man sings songs of his homeland.

That Asian Breakfast Wakeup left Mt eyes burning, my face sticky, and I was unable to see from all the ink. The sound alone was overwhelming and infuriating.

by ChevayChase April 11, 2015

b-asian

An asian who obtains straight b's on their report card and fail in their parent's eyes. Generally have an average gpa ranging between 2.83 and 3.33.

Currently I am a b-asian since my grades are straight b's.

by bang candy July 9, 2010

asian-washed

describes anyone who like asian-related things

He is so asian-washed; he's a master at Dance Dance Revolution, collects all kinds of anime movies, and only dates asian girls.

by blakcherri08 December 3, 2004

asian parent

parents who are asian. many times they will push their kids very hard academically in hopes of them having a good job in the future. unlike most american parents who actually have a sense of reasoning, asian parents always think they are right and will not accept any other answer than a yes. anything but an A on a report card means failure at something, even though on the report card it usually says a B is above average. they are also many times more strict than the average white parent, sometimes not even letting their kids go out partying everyday and al most always thinking about how other people are going to judge them based on the actionas of their child. even though they believe that their actions are the best, it is not always the case. although studying to get that 5.0 in school might get you into a good college to get a slightly better job there are many other things that are sacrificed along the way. some of them including social interactions and good memories. the main problem, as i see it, is that they raise their child as they were raised but in a conpletely different setting causing najor disputes.

Asian kid 1 - Crap i have to do homework for five AP classes and if i get a B my asian parents are gonna kill meee!!
ASian kid 2 - dude just relax, its america. if you defy them for too long they'll leave you alone. now lets go smoke some weed and listen to pink floyd.
asian kid 1 - alright fuck this! tis my life mothafuckas!!

by aznmetalhead January 12, 2008

asian sensation

A freaking awesome Asian

Dan Wang is an Asian Sensation, George Quin is not!!!!

by Matty F January 30, 2005

Asian Gamer

A gamer who has an overdeveloped brain for video games allowing him to dominate games like DOTA, Counter Strike, Warcraft and Starcraft and more.

(2 Guys playing Counter strike)

Guy 1: Damn! You just killed me again for the 24th time in a row.
Guy 2: Yup. I'm an Asian Gamer.
Guy 3: Ah, that explains it all.

by Asian Gamer October 18, 2009