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Arizona surprise

by anonymous October 13, 2020
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Lazanda, Arizona

AKA Laveen, Arizona. Laveen is a wannabe hood that’s filled with fake gangbangers. 70% rentals and lots of crime. You are sharing grocery stores with all of South Phoenix. littered with homelessness and drugs specifically fentanyl also known as "Blues"
Where can I get Blues at? Go to Lazanda, Arizona. Blues are everywhere!!!
by R408817144 December 26, 2024
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arizona summer

Boiling a can of Arizona ice tea and adding things such as honey or lemon. Enjoyable on a cold winter.
F1: Yo bro, you want an arizona summer?
F2: Yeah sure. Add some lemon to mine.
by onesevennine February 7, 2020
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Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and then kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This usually results in the bats flying into and then thrashing around in your friend’s undefended anal cavity. Lube is optional, but not recommended.
Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last Friday. The nurses said something about him hemorrhaging from his prostate!
by Big Daddy Hambone April 16, 2024
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The Arizona GutPunch

A sexual act that is performed when one partner crushes a jalapeno in their closed fist, and then inserts that fist into the anus of the other partner while exclaiming, "AT LEAST IT'S A DRY HEAT!"
I gave Barry The Arizona GutPunch a couple of days ago and he says his ass is still burning!
by MAXDOZER July 24, 2023
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Arizona turtleneck

When you pour sand into the foreskin of an uncircumcised male
Anakin Skywalker hated it when Padmé Amidala spiced up their honeymoon an Arizona Turtleneck.
by stnapkid January 3, 2020
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Arizona surprise

When fucking your bitch take a Arizona tea can and shove it in her ass
by anonymous October 13, 2020
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