walking the Appalachian Trail

What politicians like Governor M. Sanford call a Cleveland Steamer.

"Yeah, I was walking the Appalachian trail with this really hot chick from Argentina. My wife won't do that."

by Poet2243 June 24, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

To have an affair with a woman/multiple women, preferably from Argentina. Email is the main form of communication, although in this case, an actual visit is needed.

Press: Where is Sanford?

Joel Sawyer, Sanford's spokesperson: Uhh...He's... Hiking the Appalachian Trail...Yeah, that's the ticket.

by kneenuh July 12, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

For a man to have vaginal sex with a woman who is not his wife. Can be used as a reference to a married man having an illicit sexual affair, and deceiving everyone about it by telling them he's doing something else.

"The Appalachian Trail" refers to the woman's vagina.

Mark Sanford, the Governor of South Carolina, flew to South America to see his mistress and told everyone, including his staff, that he 'would be gone for a few days hiking the Appalachian Trail.'

"Does Bob's wife know he's taking that hot secretary with him on his business trip? Looks to me like he's planning on hiking the Appalachian Trail."

by impulsiveone July 16, 2009

Appendixplosion

When your appendix explodes from appendicitus and kills everyone around you.

"Oh did you hear about that suicide bomber in Iraq?"
"no he just had appendicitus and had an appendixplosion"
"ah poor guy"

by Corbs1234 March 28, 2009

appalachian blue swirl

sandi brown hair which has been frosted and dyed blue -- common in the hills of eastern Kentucky -- common among those who sleep with both their kin and livestock

Did you see that appalachian blue swirl? She orange pitted with her pig. I think it was a prom date.

by floTown Dude May 16, 2009

Mex Appeal

Mex appeal is the tendency to be sexually or otherwise (mysteriously) attracted to males --usually overweight or disfigured-- of the hispanic or "latino" race. This attraction is incomprehensible to the ordinary white man, but seems entirely reasonable to the afflicted individual. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: a sudden appetite for Tapatio, an interest in the Raiders, or "Raider Nation", and --above all-- an insatiable desire for brown or "colored" penis.

I don't get how that fat dirty mexican gets laid. He must have Mex Appeal.

by vanessa m November 1, 2007

appaling

verb: an even more shocking version of the word "appalling" meaning "Max and Podgorski are shit". This is an interesting concept, whilst also containing a highly objective and factual perception; one which cannot be denied.

His obnoxious use of the English language is quite appaling

by the chosen one2 September 25, 2010