1. An overwhelming urge to completely destroy or mangle something that is so cute, that it’s pathetic. This feeling is usually triggered by baby animals or objects that tend to be “Smoll”.
The thoughts going through your head may scare you as you pick up an absolutely adorable “smoll” puppy and have the urge to squeeze it until it splatters in your hands or at least hard enough for its eyeballs to pop out.
Another common reaction for those with Adorable Aggression might not want to kill the puppy, instead suddenly feel the need to throw up on it without warning.
The thoughts going through your head may scare you as you pick up an absolutely adorable “smoll” puppy and have the urge to squeeze it until it splatters in your hands or at least hard enough for its eyeballs to pop out.
Another common reaction for those with Adorable Aggression might not want to kill the puppy, instead suddenly feel the need to throw up on it without warning.
“OMG bro! Did you see Linda’s Miniature Lahsa Apso Labradoodle Puppies?! I was holding one It was so goddamn cute that my Adorable Aggression kicked in!… I had to put it down before I puked on it and punted it across the yard!”
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Think: Smiling shade. Pretty words, petty intentions. The emotional equivalent of a cardboard hug.
Examples:
“Oh wow, you wore that? So brave of you.”
“Thank you for your opinion. It's definitely... something.”
“Of course I’ll help. I love picking up other people’s slack!”
Examples:
“Oh wow, you wore that? So brave of you.”
“Thank you for your opinion. It's definitely... something.”
“Of course I’ll help. I love picking up other people’s slack!”
Examples:
“Oh wow, you wore that? So brave of you.”
“Thank you for your opinion. It's definitely... something.”
“Of course I’ll help. I love picking up other people’s slack!”
Think: Smiling shade. Pretty words, petty intentions. The emotional equivalent of a cardboard hug.
Examples:
“Oh wow, you wore that? So brave of you.”
“Thank you for your opinion. It's definitely... something.”
“Of course I’ll help. I love picking up other people’s slack!”
Examples:
“Oh wow, you wore that? So brave of you.”
“Thank you for your opinion. It's definitely... something.”
“Of course I’ll help. I love picking up other people’s slack!”
Examples:
“Oh wow, you wore that? So brave of you.”
“Thank you for your opinion. It's definitely... something.”
“Of course I’ll help. I love picking up other people’s slack!”
“Her compliment about my promotion was so hollow passive-aggressive, I almost thanked her before realizing it was pure shade.”
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He kept saying that he was practicing aggressive monogamy, while his wife was in the bedroom getting railed by his best friend.
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