go hit your ankle on a scooter

If someone tells you to go and hit your ankle on a scooter, they're most likely evil and want you to die. When someone tells you that, you are highly recommended to keep away from those people for the rest of your life.

Adam: Go hit your ankle on a scooter you idiot!
Micheal: *Moves to another country*

by Neo1313 November 11, 2019

meat scooter

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.

"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."

by NPD June 9, 2007

scooter birb

Hot bird with a scooter

Wowowowowo scooter birb is my dream boyfriend he’s so hot with his little scooter<3333

Hi ethab

by seacowwww March 7, 2021

Boomer scooter

Any motorcycle type that was beloved by the baby boomer generation that is now wildly overpriced.

Ed's grandfather was feeling nostalgic, so he bought a boomer scooter and is now farting up and down the road.

by Odiesel April 13, 2025

Scootered

When you smoke a crack rock and get super high but it doesn't quite give you a ringer !

Holy I'm fucking scootered!

by Enlightened Aura April 5, 2024

E scooter

When they existed they tried to take over the humans, they were used by humans and they didn't drive on the right side, they just drove on one side and never used the zebra crossing even though if you walk on the road it's jaywalking but the police don't stop them, so if you drive they will bump into you always

man: driving
Asshole: bumps into car with E scooter
Asshole "sorry!"
Man: "it's okay..."
man (thinking): "dude, fuck you!"

by Luvs2spewge February 23, 2022

Pulling a Scooter

When you disband the premades after winning 1 out of 3 games.

Jamesb was caught pulling a scooter after winning a 3-0 game against Mangogay.

by Lunanora March 17, 2019