mop the basement

to perform cunnilingus

I went downstairs on my chica and mopped her basement clean.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

mopping the floor

The act of getting so low on the dance floor with a level of skill, giving the aesthetic illusion that you are shinning the floor with your butt cheeks.

Larry, the rachet girl started mopping the floor when asked to twerk to "Pop That...(Don't Stop)" last week at Soph Hop.

by Jrizzzza January 28, 2014

mop job

a blow job, simply put.

"I could really use a mop job on the ol' piss pump"

by COBHC886 May 09, 2007

Dirty Mop

A recently coined term in which someone (usually male) takes a dump on a girl's hair. For this to be entirely accurate, she must have long, blonde hair, and it must be diarrhea.

if a bitch don't respect you, she will after a good ol' dirty mop.

by Gooch Master Eric June 14, 2004

Meep Mop

Someone who looks like a thug but is really a nerd

Ki ki: Girl check that guy out he's fine.
Le Le: pssh girl that guys a real meep mop.

by Bermudagold March 29, 2015

Mop & Glo

Having sex with the cleaning lady at the office and then making her stick around to clean it up.

Brian had been staying late at the office a few days a week. Most people thought he was putting in extra hours, but it turns out he's been pulling a Mop & Glo on Ira, the hot new cleaning girl.

by jeffreybruce May 14, 2009

sweep and mop

A sexual term meaning to have sex on the kitchen floor (the first time standing, then once you dripped on the floor, the second time is lying down to "mop" it up)

Dude! I was sweepin' and mopin' all night with this chick! Doin' the sweep and mop.

by The bad monk February 12, 2014