a total deadbeat. The kinda guy who brags about shit he doesn’t own and connections that doesn’t have. Flakes out on work appointments. Overpromises and never delivers. Lies about getting fired from Bloomberg.
Looks like if Freddy Krueger facefucked the topographical map of Utah.
Looks like if Freddy Krueger facefucked the topographical map of Utah.
by bal3r July 14, 2019

The best Hockey player ever! Total Chick magnet. Sexy Hot Athlete Attractive Charming Smart
The ONLY Name that spells 5 months trough out the year
J=uly
A=ugust
S=eptember
O=ctober
N=ovember
The ONLY Name that spells 5 months trough out the year
J=uly
A=ugust
S=eptember
O=ctober
N=ovember
"Jason" is ranked 10th for best names for a male
"Jason"Sexiest person alive
"Jason is a genius!"
"Jason is so Hot"
"Jason is so cute!"
"I LOVE my Jason"
"Jason"Sexiest person alive
"Jason is a genius!"
"Jason is so Hot"
"Jason is so cute!"
"I LOVE my Jason"
by Jason the great May 18, 2014

by tiny_nips May 5, 2008

Socially awkward, overly concerned with healthy living, often prefers school and homework to making time for girlfriends also known to suffer from cold feet in relationships. Will call drunk asking to be rescued as he is too drunk to know where he is. Will one day realize that he let the best girl get away from him
by Dayna4Life July 7, 2010

Jason is #veryannoying
by Jit Jat December 31, 2018

For he is a great friend with lots of friends and is taken. He is actually very smart and this is not a lie but still girls are hitting up on him. If u don’t believe him dm him and he’ll show u and he is 5ft Asian and again, IS TAKEN
by Erica costel November 28, 2018

My bag didn't come out of the airport carousel until an hour after we landed, and I missed my connecting flight. I totally got Jasoned.
by Murklewood January 3, 2017
