by Kill yourselves February 20, 2017
The website/app formerly known as Urban Dictionary. Now saturated and overflowing with Donald Trump references that are neither relevant nor funny.
Guy: "Hey Man have you seen the newest entries of streetwise lingo?"
Man: "Yea Guy, Trump Dictionary is so funny and relevant and full of references I can use in daily conversation!"
Man: "Yea Guy, Trump Dictionary is so funny and relevant and full of references I can use in daily conversation!"
by Deest February 23, 2017
A website where 90% of the definitions of normal everyday items (such as "hot dog" or "ice cream") are sexual. Full of immature middle schoolers and/or early high schoolers with dirty minds who think they know everything but actually don't know squat!
Normal definition:
Hot dog - a type of sausage usually eaten on a bun
Urban Dictionary definition:
Hot dog - when a guy fucks a chick's tits
Hot dog - a type of sausage usually eaten on a bun
Urban Dictionary definition:
Hot dog - when a guy fucks a chick's tits
by MetalHead16 April 17, 2011
A slang dictionary website wherein people who have never visited 4chan in their lives attempt to define and explain 4chan memes to people who will never visit 4chan in their lives.
by Insert Meme Here August 24, 2008
A dictionary that contains "definitions" of words written by sad people who are sad because they are ugly and have no friends. These sad people try to make something of their lives by going on the shitty opinions forum to read and argue about informations written by other equally pathetic failures. Urban dictionary went to extreme lengths to find members who could define the terms girlfriend, sex, walking away from the computer, and having a life. Although the extensive search was unsuccessful, they found people from the outside world to define it for them.
U r all a bunch of ugly or fat inbred kunts. Nobody cares what you think about religion or politics or race. You are not funny or smart and nobody respects you. Many of you will read this and try to find errors in spelling or grammar so that you can use it to write up another definition... of the incorrectness of my definition. Just to keep you from getting bored I'll tell you that I'm of black, asian, mexican and jewish decent so you can write up insults and entertain yourselves until the day you die a virgin. Urban Dictionary.
by uravirgin July 11, 2006
A dictionary made by kids that live in the country whos mailboxes are miles away and drive tractors at age 13. Includes words like tractor pull and hay.
Guy 1- dude the word slut is not in here!
guy 2- DUDE your looking in the wrong dictionary
guy 1- what?
guy 2- thats RURAL dictionary. Not Urban Dictionary.
guy 2- DUDE your looking in the wrong dictionary
guy 1- what?
guy 2- thats RURAL dictionary. Not Urban Dictionary.
by Urbaner7863784682764 August 31, 2010
Quote from iPad
"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.
Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.
Tim: What's going on today?
Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".
Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.
Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"
Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.
Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.
Tim: What's going on today?
Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".
Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.
Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"
Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
by Brandon:P July 03, 2012