A person who brings their guitar to a house party, gets drunk, then proceeds to play said guitar in order to try and impress someone. This person is usually a gigantic douche and should be treated with a slap to the face and removal of guitar privileges.
Person 1: Dude, did you see Alex last night?
Person 2: Yeah, he was being such a guitar douche, it amazes me how he has friends.
Person 2: Yeah, he was being such a guitar douche, it amazes me how he has friends.
by bananagrapefruit May 19, 2009
Someone who is both a dick and a douche at the same time. Someone who may refuse to take the blame and passes it to another.
"Hey AshPen, did you leave that tissue on the table?"
"No, AdiKali did it."
"Don't Lie, I saw you, you DICKEY DOUCHE."
"No, AdiKali did it."
"Don't Lie, I saw you, you DICKEY DOUCHE."
by LOLOL91123 April 20, 2009
An obnoxious gathering of douchebags, who exhibit pack-like behaviors. Similar to a gaggle of geese, school of fish or herd of buffalo.
We were drinking a few beers and having a good time until it was spoiled by the arrival of a douche pack.
by Son of Thor May 29, 2007
"Hey Veronica, you're really being a fucking cunt today. You should probably go to the douche station to get your vagina cleaned out ASAP!"
by lutherghetto5 August 09, 2009
An unpalatable miscreant. A cancerous plague typically reeking of feline excrement seen lurking around the bowels of the China-Town. This abominable beast is generally found covered in lacerations from frequent encounters with putrid tomcats. This untamed masochist inflicts near mortal injuries to oneself by means of fractured bones, impalements, and flesh eating bacteria. These ailments prohibit meticulous analysis of complaints taken by near comatose subordinates exiled to the fifth stationhouse.
by Denied28 December 08, 2018
An asswipe of a person who has to tell you all the time how much they recycle, how many mpg their Prius gets, Or how many baby seals, rainforests, indigineous tribes they have helped this week. They only do good to brag about the good they do
Guy 1: my new Prius gets 65 miles per gallon, isn't that amazing!?
Guy 2: neat
Guy 3: he only got the car to talk about it.
Guy 2: I know! He such a douche gooder
Guy 2: neat
Guy 3: he only got the car to talk about it.
Guy 2: I know! He such a douche gooder
by RenoLuke December 15, 2012
Annoyingly bright headlights that some idiots choose to customize their cars with while blinding everybody else on the road
I was driving home last night when this asshole with douche lights pulls up behind me and tails me for two exits. I couldn't see a fucking thing.
by Buck Naked 212 September 09, 2009