The Baker's Dozen

a sexual position made famous by a "Mr Baker" in which one inserts both fists, their cock and and both big toes in to a girl at the same time.

Adrienne couldn't her face in public for weeks after the pictures of her getting The Baker's Dozen surfaced on the internet!

by benjaminbaker April 03, 2007

Baker's Dozen

The act of placing all 10 fingers, penis and testicles inside a women at one time. Making a total of 13 individual parts inside her at once, Hence the term Baker's Dozen. This can be done using any of the following oraphaces, mouth, vagina, and or anus simutaniously, in any combination, as long as every thing is inside at the same time.

Used in a sentence: Jane's gag reflex made her two testicles short of her first Baker's Dozen

by Rob24 July 25, 2006

baker's dozen

(n.) the act of smoking 13 consequetive bowls of marijuana. A double-entendre; "baker" refers to both the marijuana being burnt and the number traditionally associated with baked goods

Dude, I got so fucked up yesterday. We smoked a baker's dozen. I couldn't move for a day.

by slapdick July 24, 2004

Crazy Baker

A Fucking Retarded Maniac

"You're one Crazy Baker"

by Carson CCCCBAKE November 04, 2007

fish baker

the art of sticking cod, salmon or any other fish up ones vagina and slowly baking it under the sun. After four days of slowly roasting the end product is removed and is eaten up the asshole.

Oliver: What you having for lunch?

Henry: dunno my fat ass mum is one of those FISH BAKERS!

Oliver: Your weird get the fuck away from me.

by H&O December 03, 2010

Niffle Baker

Hot pimp, whose activities include chasing after girls, loving life, and rowing boats!

That guy is such a ladies man, he's obvisouly a Niffle Baker!

by Dannnnnnnielle June 24, 2009

Baker Acted

To get hammered drunk; as in drinking O.G. Four-Loko and Red Bull and Vodka. Also known as 'getting front-row'; where the aforementioned front-row does not refer to a specific concert or theatrical presentation, but as in a more general sense in life - alcohol permitting.

Individual 1: Dude, we're getting baker acted tonight.
Individual 2: Why do you say that?
Individual 1: (Presents O.G. Four-Loko in addition to the Red Bull and Vodka purchased previously)
Individual 2: Oh, shit. Yea we're getting front-row.
Individual 1: Hammered drunk.

by rosslikesauce July 29, 2011