To be a "Douche Bag Dave" is to be totally ignorant towards anything in the world that means anything important. A person who fits this description will say things like "can I fist your girlfriend" and will believe anything you tell them until they go look for what it was and finds out that you were fucking with them, and yet finds it funny.
by anonymous64836 June 18, 2009
Get the Douche Bag Davemug. A look popularized by urban hipsters and characterized by the wearing of loud, overpriced clothing. It is commonly seen on tattooed gym junkies and pseudo-rocker chicks.
Sue: "Hey, look at Joe. He's wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt and a new pair of Affliction jeans."
Jan: "Yeah, he is really rocking the 'douche bag chic' look today."
Jan: "Yeah, he is really rocking the 'douche bag chic' look today."
by phoenixjpb February 11, 2009
Get the douche bag chicmug. by BPG0004 April 12, 2016
Get the sappy douche bagmug. by drumbeast June 30, 2009
Get the douche bag parademug. Douche Bag Dad (n) (informal)
A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children.
He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children due to his sensitive feelings that are hurt easily since he's probably not physically or mentally abusing a female presently. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl or someone that needs to wear the pants of the house for him. He is also the same guy who will harass his ex-wife, send threatening text messages, threaten and throw "divorce decrees" in her face, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he bailed out by mommy and her money. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife once a week ,and probably other ex's. along with stalking, cyber stalking, AND using their job to do so. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows! He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying up and playing the "victim" and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she/he will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children.
He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children due to his sensitive feelings that are hurt easily since he's probably not physically or mentally abusing a female presently. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl or someone that needs to wear the pants of the house for him. He is also the same guy who will harass his ex-wife, send threatening text messages, threaten and throw "divorce decrees" in her face, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he bailed out by mommy and her money. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife once a week ,and probably other ex's. along with stalking, cyber stalking, AND using their job to do so. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows! He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying up and playing the "victim" and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she/he will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
You know Lynn's ex-husband Kent? He is such a "douche bag dad" when he holds the child support check just so he can find out what she's doing. Even when he "performs" like such a great dad for everyone.
The kid's dad definitely qualifies for the "douche bag dad" of the year award!
The kid's dad definitely qualifies for the "douche bag dad" of the year award!
by Tac Ronin September 29, 2011
Get the Douche Bag Dadmug. A gym workout focused entirely on the chest and arms. Repeated several times per week while totally neglecting legs,back,etc.
Typical d-bag workout attire: "Tapout" or "Affliction" shirt,skullcap or ballcap worn backwards,tribal tattoos.
Typical d-bag workout attire: "Tapout" or "Affliction" shirt,skullcap or ballcap worn backwards,tribal tattoos.
"I couldn't get a good workout today; some fags were doing a douche bag workout and hogged all the benches."
by TYSON1 February 27, 2009
Get the douche bag workoutmug. by Manny Festo May 26, 2008
Get the douche bag tagmug.