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cooter ball

a variation of the game nut ball when two or more females throw a ball at eachother's crotches. see the nut ball definition
by M-HO March 10, 2005
mugGet the cooter ballmug.

cooter plug

A common word used in reference to a specific type of feminine hygiene product, that is often flushed down the toilet, causing said toilet to clog. Also known as a tampon.
Father to Plumber-Guy: "Have you found what's clogged up the toilet again?"
Plumber Guy: "Not yet..."
Father: "Better not be them damn cooter plugs!"
by JoshCarSr April 8, 2006
mugGet the cooter plugmug.

cooter fat

Jebadiah loves to suck Jezebel's cooter fat.
by Text_Maddi August 6, 2008
mugGet the cooter fatmug.

cooter-hat

Derrogatory name with the literal meaning of having your head in very close proximity to a vagina.
Quit being a God damned cooter-hat and do what I tell you!
by The Dirty Mouth of the South September 9, 2010
mugGet the cooter-hatmug.

Cooter Slit

The lovely portion of real-estate portrayed by a peach of a pussy resembling what looks like the aftermath of a precisely aimed axe wound. Often times there is no inner labia in the presence of a pristine 'Cooter Slit'. After sight of a well kept 'Cooter Slit', a raging hard-on typically follows.
I was just getting ready to get dirty with this girl and as I go to pull off her panties, I've got a perfect 'Cooter Slit' winking at me. The blood that rushed to my dick so quickly damn near gave me a stroke...
by jZampage April 26, 2011
mugGet the Cooter Slitmug.

cooter stache

(n.) what you receive after you have gone down on a girl with a large lotus patch and you come up with a few pussy sprouts on your upper lip
Jon went down on Jen in the bathroom, after the tennis match and came up with a huge cooter stache!
by joe jones and russell bray October 25, 2008
mugGet the cooter stachemug.

Cooter Shooter

The pull-out cumshot. creampie
"She wasn't on the pill so I gave her the old cooter shooter"

"I pulled out my cooter shooter and was ready for action"
by Cptn December 9, 2008
mugGet the Cooter Shootermug.

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