Zoom and Shroom

Getting baked while on a large company meeting.

"Kev, I'm on a Zoom and Shroom. Let me call you later!"

by Jony Mike December 22, 2022

Zoom

lyrics to a song by Wreck-XN-Effect sung while motorboating

After sex, Jake was asked by Lara if he would be coming into work the next morning. He said, no, adding that all he wanted to do, (before motorboating) was "zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

Zoom into

To zoom into is to use the Zoom application to attend a meeting or seminar.

-Jackion zoomed into a seminar last night.
-Does he always zoom into seminars?

by AnisAzzi May 30, 2024

Zoom

The worse version of discord

Zoom is bad, discord is better

by Gamingod2 January 15, 2021

eight zoom

used to describe a city thats small, or nobody knows where the fuck it is. word is in refrence to when looking on a GPS map and it takes eight zooms for the city name to appear on the map.

person 1: ay, winter park representtt
person 2: boy you live in an eight zoom city, whatchu mean ‘represent’?

by koochikiller69 February 28, 2020

Zoom Head

A derogatory word towards generation Z; referring to a person who is of generation Z as: inept, narcissistic, egotistical, ignorant, low self esteem, obnoxious, self absorbed, and suffers from board-line personality disorder.

This zoom head keeps yapping; I need to take to his/her father.

The only thing you’ve experienced, is your phone, zoom head.

I don’t trust these zoom heads’ serving my food at that McDonalds, they don’t follow sanitary protocol.

by Zoom Head February 22, 2021

Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time (best spent on company time) where an individual is occupying the throne room and the throne bearer is simultaneously on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies and also pooping

Zoom poops are the best way to get paid after a few breakfast tacos from Taco Bell

by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023