Cake

A fucking lie

cake: Lie

by HungryNine797 February 24, 2021

horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.

Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 June 7, 2016

Take My Cake

They want you to stick it in their booty.

"Brad, literally just take my cake already."

by CarcinoGeneticist13 April 17, 2019

There's still cake in the fridge

That two people just got married or started a relationship

There's still cake in the fridge I can't believe John is cheating on Emma

by Chaoticbasementchild October 10, 2020

piece of cake

ur sister

Tommy: Hey, I fucked your sister yesterday, it was a piece of cake.
Rosemberg: You're funny Tommy.

by rushersquare December 21, 2020

Cake

Fat person, they have eaten too much cake

Omg have you seen her recently, she's an absolute cake

by Cakehunter January 22, 2022

Florida Canal Cake

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.

“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”

by 29072201 July 8, 2018