Piss bitch

A name for someone who pees on the toilet seat and refuses to clean it up.

"Hey, Piss bitch pissed on the toilet seat again and his mommy had to clean it up!"

by AprilShowers420 April 8, 2023

Fart in the piss

Making a bad situation worse

"did you see Steve started a fight at Jimmy's funeral?"

"yeah a true fart in the piss there"

by ScottPiggott April 9, 2023

Swimming in piss

When the body of water is extremely warm and feels like a giant piss spot.

It feels like I'm swimming in piss with how hot this water is

by Moleratata April 15, 2023

Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot it opens a portal to the shadow realm and you'll never be seen again, the only known survivor is the legendary sorcerer Fetel.

Wow, there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world.

by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 18, 2023

Papa's Piss

A racist that sells bad food.

"Hi, I'm very sorry but I will not be able to make it in today as I have had a an upset stomach"

Boss; "Daymn son, what did you eat?"

"Marmite Scrolls from Papa's Piss!"

by Jack Spank9049 April 25, 2023

piss girl

Gabe’s girlfriend is the piss girl

“Gabe’s girlfriend is the piss girl”

by Boooya321 May 4, 2023

Pissing in the pool

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.

"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."

by transm.ascot May 5, 2023