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I’m parked

When your super tired mentally or physically but your still down to do something
yo bro you down to hit the rager tonight?

Yeah ig, i’m parked, but yeah fs
by Yoyoyoy1 March 17, 2024
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Langley Park

Langley Park is a small town between takoma park and silver spring. Also where the very known “Tick Tock” is at which has been closed for years. Vendors in every corner so don’t worry about being hungry. There is a lot of places to eat here. Also a lot of different nationalities and cultures here.
Langley Park is also known as “The Place Of No Return”. Or “El Barrio Fino”.
by Owner of Langley Park November 23, 2021
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Southern Parking

(n) This is the local garage in your local area ghetto (ghettos not available in all areas. aka, the upperclass.) This local garage consists of one fat white boy and 30 skinny negros all in wife beaters (typically stained a blood red,) where your lost car can be found within 24 hours of being "lost" and after this period, disappears yet again, only to be found in peices in another Southern Parking.
Bobby "Aye bro, I think I ran into your car the other day, some crazy negro was working on it in this shop on the southside."

Jimbo "God damnit. Your shittin' me right? They wasn't at one of them southern parking shops was they?"

Bobby "Da fuck you saying Jimbo?"

Jimbo "I sayin you a fuckin returd Bobby. Them southern park niggers are insane."

Bobby "Oh."

Jimbo "Fuck you."
by JimbosBobbyBill September 30, 2011
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Park drinker

A guy (occasionally a woman) who regularly drinks alcohol in public parks. Often seen in small groups sitting on a park bench, holding a 40 wrapped in a paper bag. May or may not be homeless.
I was jogging at the park today when I saw a bunch of park drinkers get in a fight.
by Roth Vantage March 13, 2016
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Parked

Not going anywhere, slow moving, boring
(As in a parked car)
“This class is so parked”
by Backplant March 17, 2024
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Parking the Porpoise

I spent the whole night parking the porpoise with your sister.
by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020
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