A letter sent to an ex, or if your crazy, someone your stalking, you jizz onto a letter and send it.
That chick was crazy, so i thought i would get even with her, so i sent her a Dear John letter, and she flipped her lid.
by nutman common February 25, 2010
Get the Dear John Lettermug. A public high school in Westland. It’s a somewhat decent education. You have your typical mix of wannabe gang members, drug dealers, kids who put vodka in their water bottles, white kids who say the n-word, emo kids, attention whores, and dumbass hoes. You can go 3 months with no fights then 7 in one month. But at least our football team is better than Wayne Memorial.
Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: The boring one
Person 1: Okay so John Glenn High School
Person 2: The boring one
Person 1: Okay so John Glenn High School
by ugh bro January 31, 2020
Get the John Glenn High Schoolmug. The act of pretending to drink beer but actually leaning backwards over a balcony and holding the beer up to the side of your face thus pouring it off the balcony. Can also easily be done at a pasture party.
Kyle claims to drink thirty beers last night but after canceling out the John Raitt Chug(JRC)'s he only drank four.
by eatballs October 3, 2009
Get the John Raitt Chug(JRC)mug. Sir Louis John Howard was a pioneer at inserting large objects into his wide, dirty anus. Some would describe him as the 'Human Elastic Band'.
Person 1 : "Have you heard of Sir Louis John Howard?"
Person 2 : "No?"
Person 1 : "Search him up, his research into anal penetration will change the way you think of the human anatomy and physiology"
Person 2 : "No?"
Person 1 : "Search him up, his research into anal penetration will change the way you think of the human anatomy and physiology"
by Dr. Pedro Shumway December 2, 2021
Get the Sir Louis John Howardmug. The regional term specific to Philadelphia, NY for the ring-shaped bread product more commonly known as a bagel. The usage of the term was popularized by Collegehumor.com.
I love a Jibbly John on the Half Shell with a shmear of cream cheese in the morning (Go Phillies!).
Give me a couple of those Jibbly Johns on the Half Shell (Go Phillies!).
Give me a couple of those Jibbly Johns on the Half Shell (Go Phillies!).
by Jammich May 26, 2011
Get the Jibbly John on the Half Shellmug. The most strictest fakest roadman school ever. Teachers are bare giving checks (warnings) and catch ups (detentions) for no reason and they don't even tell you until they read out the list. Teachers don't do shit at that school and serve the most unseasoned food ever . Worse than white people food . And they also won't let you sit down at lunch until they say so and they won't let you run in the courtyard bc they say we have "no energy to burn down" the excuses. Also there are bare bullies/fake ppl roaming there and teachers dgaf. Worst school in Enfield Idek how Ofsted rated it outstanding. And they are always bragging that we are in the best school ever when ppl go there bc our parent's cant afford a private school . Teachers literally come into your class just to use their phones then leave like what was the fucking point but then we can't use our phones? Also the teacher stalk you all the way home man. Bare creeps. The school is a fucking hell hole . Also the school confiscates your phone for 2 weeks and excludes you for using it "inappropriately"🙄🔫💔✋🏽🗡🔵
A new person in AJK: First day at school!
AJK: Welcome to your first day at hell.
Ark John Keats Academy is a Hell school, safe yourselfs.
AJK: Welcome to your first day at hell.
Ark John Keats Academy is a Hell school, safe yourselfs.
by Your deceased nan xoxo November 21, 2020
Get the Ark John Keats Academymug. by bellanottbelle September 16, 2010
Get the Pulled a John C. Mayermug.