niggers in my butthole

when u put a dick in a butt hole

niggers in my butthole and i like it

by bitchhahha April 28, 2019

assume my gender

How to trigger anybody and everybody in this world.

Did you just assume my gender?

by The_Guy45 April 6, 2017

butter my ass

v., slang. To perform an action that is considered rude or asinine by the person to whom it is done. Such actions usually (but not exclusively) fall into three categories:

1) To clearly lie to, to bullshit.

2) To fuck with, screw with, harass.

3) To suck up to or kiss the ass of in an obvious, belligerent manner.

1) "Did you know that the word 'red' comes from the Indian word for 'blood'?" "I'm a linguist, you idiot. Don't butter my ass." 2) "You fucking suck at bocci." "Andrew, it's a friendly game of ball-throwing, there's no need to butter my ass." 3) "You are a god and I worship you." "I just MET you two minutes ago, so you can stop buttering my ass."

by Okzoz August 1, 2011

jizz in my pants

What happens to me because I'm a virgin.

Guy 1: Hey man did you just jizz in your pants?

Guy 2: Yeah, it happened when that girl grazed my jacket with hers. I shot a load off.

Guy 1: Damn, that's weak!

Guy 2: Yeah, I know, I'm a virgin.

Jizz in my pants

by 123_Fake_Street January 13, 2009

like it's my job

to do something excessively, repeatedly, or to an extent that it becomes one's trademark

alyssa is such an alcoholic. she drinks likes it's her job.

by shut up die March 24, 2004

Oh my gah!

1.) A way to show that your suprised, or disgusted without upsetting the CHRISTIAN people of the world...

...also very annoying if used in real life.

2.) A popular anime: Azumanga Daioh has a character in it named Osaka, who when dreaming exclaimed "Oh my GAH!" when a floating cat greeted her.

Can be found on youtube

1. Anon: ...THIS IS TWO GIRLS ONE CUP!!! *click*
Person: OH MY GAH!!!!!! o_O

2. Cat: How are you? Fine, thank you...
Osaka: OH MY GAH! D:

by OkamiKNOWS!! August 23, 2010

Jack My Swag

A term to describe a given situation in which a given person steals someone's "swag", or their trademarked coolness. The term has been made famous by Jenna Rose, a twelve year old skinny white chick, in her infamous song, "My Jeans". In the song, a girl (most likely Hannah Montana, Ashley Tisdale, or Keke Palmer) wore jeans just like Jenna's, to which she responded "jack my swag".

I bet she's mad, cuz' I look fab, haha-ha-ha, jack my swag.

by huneygetsit May 7, 2011