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Queer Monkey

Queer Monkey can be either a black gay guy or a hairy gay guy that is queer or a gay black guy who is lazy
hey last night. I wanted to go to a party and this queer monkey ruined it! he wouldn't move.
by The United States Of America September 20, 2010
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Candy Monkey

Dude, did you eat her pussy?

Yeah, it was yummy. She has some candy monkey. No surprise though, she's a vegan!
by Marcus Santorum June 10, 2011
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monkey's fist

1.a knot that is used at sea. it is generally a stop knot, but is not very efficient. it is more recreational/decorational than useful.
2. a small group of friends in Chico CA, who hang all the time and smoke garcia y vega cigars. by technicality, a gang, but not one that is involved in drive by shooting.
1. man, i still gotta learn to tie a monkey's fist
2. i chill with the fella's from monkey's fist all the time
by monkey's fist December 25, 2005
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smush monkey

Someone who walks slowly when you want to get somewhere in a hurry but you can't overtake for some reason
This group of smush monkeys are taking ages
by Stewie + Holly August 22, 2007
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Girth Monkey

Someone who's large penis attracts apes.
We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey
by lexie116 February 6, 2008
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Monkey Shuffle

A "dance" that amounts to little more than standing in one place, making erratic movements meant to be suggestive, which instead make you look like you are coming in your pants.

If a monkey were convinced to dance, but not taught how to, his movements would be similar to a person performing the monkey shuffle.
Shelly: Is he trying to impress us?
Candy: It looks like he's having sex with an invisible, vertical couch.
Shelly: Can the monkey shuffle really be that physically demanding that he should be sweating?
Candy: I'm expecting my dad to show up and join in.
Shelly: We should stop. I'm beginning to think he's actually... you know, mentally challenged.
Candy: Is that... Drool? Why won't he stop looking at us?
Shelly: Oh my god, Candy, we need to get out of here right now!
Candy: Let me get my purse!
Shelly: LEAVE IT! JUST LEAVE IT BEHIND!
by The Great Pumpkin February 10, 2009
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flying monkeys

Flying Monkeys (plural) - the name of the fanclub/supporters of YouTuber Devon Tracy (Atheism-Is-Unstoppable).
Butt-hurt Generation Pussy Regressive: "Oh, here comes AIU's Flying Monkeys to ruin my story with their logic."
by AFlyingMonkey September 3, 2016
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