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May 11

You know what day it is?

May 11, let me hang my head off the bed for you or do you prefer the couch this time?
by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024
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may

may is a person that has double lives. may is a very energetic and fun person to be around, but they live a two-sided life. telling people theyre fine when theyre crying inside. may is someone you’ll begin to love, but can never have for they have to many demons to learn to love. u love and care for them and in return they do the same. if you find a may crying, give them ur warmest hug and tell them u love them. they’ll need it.
“who’s may?”
“may is my best friend, my lover, and my life. they’re perfect”.
by marcymars February 26, 2022
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May 3

Kiss or make out your best friend day come on (DON"T BE SHY) you got this!
EXAMPLE:
Guy: What day is it?
Girl: It's May 3rd. Why are you asking?
Guy: Do you know what that means? ~smirks~
Girl: What?
Guy: ~kisses
Girl: ~blushes
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May 31

May 31 is national send a nut video day to your gf. You gotta send one and you can’t say no no matter what
Gf: hey guess what day it is!
Bf: what day?
Gf: may 31!!!
Bf: I guess I have to
by Nutmaster6996xxx May 30, 2024
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May 2nd

A person born on this day is absolutely amazing, cool and beautiful inside out :) Go wish them a happy birthday!! <3
Person 1: Hey did you know Person 3 was born on May 2nd? No wonder why he's so cool!
Person 2: No way!
by bea <3 August 9, 2022
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May 13th

National send a spicy video day
Can I get a spicy video
“No”
“But it’s may 13th”
*Sends spicy video*
by Original_fishbowl May 13, 2024
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May 25

by Ferran Torres May 25, 2025
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