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Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from just a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness typically rears its ugly head in refined situations where the person feels an unstoppable urge to show others how sophisticated they are. Similar to an amuse bouche in culinary terms.
Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed a refill on his craft beer.
by vanern August 3, 2021
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douche-fu

"Allie was practicing black belt douche-fu tonight at my party.
by JASCAF July 26, 2011
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douche-pickle

A mean spirited person.

Usually directed at a cis gendered male.
He is such a douche-pickle.

When Johnny was saying disrespectful things about trans people he sounded like a real douche-pickle.
by Lily's Vocabulary July 31, 2022
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Douche-talking.

When you bitch about someone who has blocked you on social media and tell others to excommunicate from them even if said person has left you, usually demonstrated by accusations of 'revenge-fics', screencapping that other person's stuff obsessively, not moving on, and just in general berating them for something they did two years ago. Includes posting hateful status posts, and friends who only exist to suck up to you.
Dude, you blocked him five fucking months ago...are you still Douche-talking.
by MM132 May 8, 2022
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Douche

R, Z's ex-boyfriend. Also known as a FUCKTARD that messed with my friend's heart. =P ♥I love you Z♥
RYAN, YOU'RE SUCH A DOUCHE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
by xoxobellaxoxo615 May 18, 2010
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Douche

A term used to describe the thorough cleaning of an object.
Person #1: Oh lawdy, what that smell be?!?

Person #2: Son, I think that be yo fridge!!

Person #1: Shit, mang...I best go douche my fridge before that shit grow legs and walk up outta here!
by J~bizzle July 2, 2017
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Douche Tuber

A douchebag that makes YouTube videos. Usually the videos are of them being a Douche.
"Jake Paul is such a Douche Tuber, why do you watch him?"
by VenicalFeb July 13, 2021
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