Realising that you are in fact out of toilet paper after taking a large dump and having to pull your trousers half way up your legs to scoot to another toilet/stall to retrieve said toilet paper being careful not to be spotted by any other toilet-goer, just like a master spy.
by unknownriot September 18, 2017
Get the james bond itmug. No Shame James is a posh, gay, cross eyed, twat of a human being. You can often see him prancing around like fairy, especially in Matalan.
by Bozzy Bozbourne May 8, 2018
Get the no shame jamesmug. by Jake mulcahy October 8, 2020
Get the James Leecemug. 
James is a skinny twig-like figure and his residence in Spain is his only personality trait. He had an interesting run in a relationship with a certain someone that left him determined to improve his figure - we are yet to see improvements. One thing James cannot improve is his micropenis. James spends most of his time posting about the gym on his private story and losing games ( currently among us ) which is a prime source of entertainment for a lot of people. If u are ever to encounter this interesting being it is advised you stay away as the strong stench of paella may be damaging to those around him and if already in contact it is advised you break away immediatly.
You: Oh, who is that skinny lanky Spanish fuck over there ??
Me: Oh no it's James Wilkinson. RUNAWAY!!
Me: Oh no it's James Wilkinson. RUNAWAY!!
by JudeT7 October 21, 2020
Get the James Wilkinsonmug. James a amazing person very handsome and beautiful a man that cares for you and doesn’t matter how pretty you are he loves you for your personality if you manage to get a James never let him go he is a good person and will always care and understand you Occasionally friendly and funny and hides potentially charming qualities however is largely offensive and short tempered with a tendency to spout expletives and insults at any given opportunity who tries to be a nice guy but doesn't understand how to socialize properly resulting on him getting rejected and usually isolated, also James's tend to have anger issues resulting in him being mocked after having an outburst. Wonderfully handsome and incredibly sexy, he oozes sex appeal. Often brilliant at making love. Sometimes too easily led astray but quick to realise his mistakes and try to make amends. Very intelligent. Sometimes pompous but not overly so. Sensitive. Funny. Brave. Strong. Gorgeous. Loves Anime. A brilliant father.
yo it's james in the house!
by NycDragon327 September 14, 2021
Get the Jamesmug. james is a very very very very very very very very very very very cool person and has a penis the size of 300 meters and an absurd amount of hoes that are sucking his succulent cock
by comunistcummer June 13, 2023
Get the Jamesmug.