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Washington Woodsman 

When a man takes a girl to the woods then asks for her cell phone and then tells her im going to put it in your ass or your walking home.
I told my ex-girfreind that we were going camping and gave her the Washington Woodsman.

Crossed Word 

When someone sends you a text using the Word or itap function on their cell phone and it doesn't make sense because Word guessed something other than the desired word. Usually occurs in texts sent by teenage girls.
Matt: Hey check out this text I got, it says "Was I wearing my cat at your house earlier?".

Jim: Did Katie leave drunk?

Matt: No I think he meant to say HAT but the text got crossed word.
Crossed Word by It Was Written March 14, 2010

The word you are looking for is adjourn 

That point in a lecture, presentation or discuss in which the audience would like you to stop so they can leave. This is usually preceded by excessive rambling, jumping from topic to topic with no clear clue that the audience has had enough. The comment is typically said under your breath with a slight tone of exasperation but is clearly heard by everyone expect the speaker.
Karen “This presentation is taking forever and he is just rambling on and on.”
Presenter “Next we are going to talk about…”
Ben “I think the word you are looking for is adjourn”

will woods 

A goat himself. A hot guy who listens to no one and is a great athlete
He's just a will woods
will woods by Jon gamma August 9, 2017
Here’s a free one

On me :)
If you don’t have the N-word pass you’ll die

Yeehaw buster your my ni-*gun shot*

...No...
N-word by The memeing of life April 1, 2019

N-Word Pass 

Its a sacred pass that has been passed down from generation to generation the passes are getting larger in numbers but are rare because of demand for them. The pass is sacred and could only be given by a black man
Yo nigga Tyrone just gave me the N-Word Pass