shit me sideways

Exclamation, Expression of Suprise.
Coupled with Bugger me sideways

"Really? Fuckin' hell Shit me Sideways mate I didnt know that"

by DougieD April 23, 2005

Fuck me harder

sexual demand for harder or deeper penetration.

“Oh shit daddy fuck me harder”

by Bigdaddyyyy026382 October 22, 2020

nigatize me captain

nigga tize me captain means ..... making the cereal captain make you black.

thomas - fuck , if only i were black.

joe - well then call the captain.

thomas - nigatize me captain

by dirty penis December 15, 2007

Stop looking at me

A phrase of pure paranoia. Usually said when you look at someone because you thought that they were looking at you (out of paranoia) and the non-looker says "Stop looking at me" (out of paranoia) who was probably actually looking at you all along making sure that no one looked at them (out of paranoia). A person saying "Stop looking at me" is almost always fibbing, and usually wants you to look at them more. I mean, if they were not looking at you then how could they know that you were looking at them, right?

Girl 999: Stop looking at me!
Boy 1: Bitch, I look where I please.

Guy 1: *better make sure Guy 2 is not looking at me*
-=guy one looks at guy two=-
Guy 2: Stop looking at me.

by The Man That Never Was January 9, 2011

make me laugh

The biggest cliche ever written by women on personals websites. An alternative to the truth, which is something like "must be tall, sexy, and have lots of money."

Andrea said "Make me laugh," so I gave her a hit of nitrous.

by zabazuve-ha December 4, 2007

To set me free

Break up with or reject. Often used in situations wear an unbearable tension or anxiety comes in play for one of the two actors of the relationship.

A: Every time I look at you, I realize I love you so much, but you don't seem to love me back. Every time you look at me, its like I'm expecting you to set me free already. I've had enough, but you need to break me down yourself!

by gamzia October 15, 2012

Zack-me-off

A sexual position where the male is behind the female who has one leg up(on a chair, stool etc.) and the other normally on the floor so she is standing and balanced. The male fingers the female with one hand, and carresses her breast with the other. This is good for foreplay to get both in "the mood", especially when in tight quarters. Derived from the "Magical Zack-me-off" where the girl is playing guitar-hero for the duration of the time.

Guy 1-Did you hear that me and my girl did the Zack-me-off in the bathroom at school?

Guy 2-No man, why'd you do that?

Guy 1-We didn't want to get caught so we went in the stall and space was tight.

by Z-Mo April 9, 2008