wet

when someone’s too much. like their just too much. everything they do is too much. they talk too much, they did that too much, they do everything in way that is way too much.

isabelly: *rubbing her mf crystals*
aaliyah: ugh bruh she’s so wet the way she’s rubbing them crystals

isabelly: *calls urvarsi (er-var-see) yuvashi (you-va-shee)
urvarsi: bruh why does she get pissed when we call her isabelly but calls me yuvashi. she’s so wet why does she have to give me a nickname anyway

by nia.mp4 June 22, 2021

wet jumper

Someone’s jumpshot (in basketball) is so saucy that the net starts dripping with moisture

Bill Nye has such a wet jumper that all the ladies came to watch him play against Johnny Depp

by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019

Wet Zeppole

Cumming on a girls face then blasting her face with a hand full of powdered sugar.

Similar to antiquing.

I nailed this smokeshow the other night and when I pulled out, she let me nail her face with the old Wet Zeppole

by Ccs2233 November 24, 2024

wet dangelo

Where you shove you’re own cock in your ass while you cum inside of it

I do the wet Dangelo all the time!

by Jules225 November 30, 2017

Wet Turtle Cream

(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.

"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."

by Orange Kookaburra September 2, 2022

Wet

To succeed in. To do it big

Sam hit this shot, wet it up.

Eli beat this dude down, he wet it up

by TshOw23 January 12, 2012

wet stepback

If you're a baller then you know what a stepback is. Now imagine a WET stepback.

Yo dude you ready for this wet stepback?

by He who sends it January 22, 2019