vaginal christmas trees

christmas tree witha vagina tree topper

hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?

by sloppy joe your girl December 13, 2023

Vagina Monster

A term used for people who gobble up all the pussy and spit it back out in disgust.

You must be gay, you fucking vagina monster.

by cbxfrye December 18, 2023

Vagina Sploof

When someone blows a raspberry on a vagina and the vagina talks back with a little quiff quiff.

Yo, I totally got my girl to vagina sploof last night.

by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024

Vagina having whores have arrived

another term for Contraception

"The Vagina Having Whores Have Arrived, why don't life stop."

by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR January 15, 2024

Vaginal Asphyxiation

When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.

Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.

He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.

by BoogerMan January 29, 2024

vaginal supremacist

A person, typically a cisgender woman, who believes that trans women should be pushed out of their own (women's) spaces.

Ovarit extremists are vaginal supremacists.

by Exdetransitioner2 February 1, 2024

vaginal septum

Vaginal septum is a partition of tissue has formed during fetal development that divides the vagina into two parts.

Person 1. My newborn has a vagina septum.
Person 2. I had one myself and got it surgically removed!
Person 1. What even is a vaginal septum?

Person 2. Oh it’s just when a fetus is developing and the vagina ends up parting into two.

by idomybig1asalways April 8, 2024